I want a wife. I'll even buy her/him a couch to sleep on. The bed's mine.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I want a wife. I'll even buy her/him a couch to sleep on. The bed's mine.
I want a live-in personal chef. And a butler.
I can never read a Wimsey book without wanting a Bunter of my very own.
my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.
By that definition, I am a wife. And since I am no wife, that definition is flawed.
Overheard at at academic conference related to the "wife" discussion:
Woman to her male domestic partner: "Honey, as busy as we are what we really need is a wife"
Man: "If you are open to that, I'm open to that. "
Well, shoot. I'm gonna go have to do some more math.
I can never read a Wimsey book without wanting a Bunter of my very own.
I want a Bunter. Or some mysterious force that will cook, clean and run errands without wanting anything from me.
Well, shoot. I'm gonna go have to do some more math.Serves you right.
Well, shoot. I'm gonna go have to do some more math.
Serves you right.
To some people that will never be a punishment.
Wow, quiet in here! Me, I made brownies and angel food cake tonight...I don't own a big bundt pan, so I decided ot make the angel food cake in little ones. Well, the first problem was when mixing it, it foamed up so I could barely keep it in the bowl I was mixing it in. Then, it definitely more than filled the four mini-bundts I have, so I started filling anything else I could. Used 4 mini-bundts, 4 tartlet pans, and three little glass bowl things whose name I'm blanking on, and then decided that was more than enough angel food cake, and ditched the rest of the batter.
It seems to have turned out tasting OK though. I'm thinking my office has no idea what they're in for tomorrow..though I"m not quite sure how I'm transporting it all there (oh, and some strawberries for topping the angel food cake, sicne I got those at the store tonight also). :)
My healthy dinner: white cheddar cheese popcorn, brownie, angel food cake with strawberries.
This is why I don't have pets. Or children. I'm not good at taking care of MYSELF.