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beth b - Mar 07, 2005 6:25:14 pm PST #4980 of 10001

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

my mom described a wife as someone who lives with me and cooks for me.

I was thinking housekeeper - because somehow I assumed kitchen cleaning was included.

and David's new name is Mom. Strawberries may not be a veggie - but they have lots of good stuff.

Steph L. - Mar 07, 2005 6:25:39 pm PST #4981 of 10001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I really need to sneak more veggies into my diet. Is there a chocolate-flavored veggie?

DavidS - Mar 07, 2005 6:26:22 pm PST #4982 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and David's new name is Mom. Strawberries may not be a veggie - but they have lots of good stuff.

I can Mom (as a verb). Strawberries are great - lots of Vitamin C and excellent for keepin' ya regular.

beth b - Mar 07, 2005 6:26:31 pm PST #4983 of 10001

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

cocoa beans?

Ginger - Mar 07, 2005 6:27:24 pm PST #4984 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Isn't popcorn a vegetable?

Sean K - Mar 07, 2005 6:28:30 pm PST #4985 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

and Sean continues on his trend...

It probably helps that the gf is a vegetarian.

t /gf likes carrots

Steph L. - Mar 07, 2005 6:30:30 pm PST #4986 of 10001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

cocoa beans?

Yes! Good! I can work with that!

Wait. Beans are legumes. Isn't that more protein-y than veggie? No matter -- I can always use protein.

t /gf likes carrots

Ladies and gentlemen, witness the first known legitimate use for "[person] likes carrots"!

Sean K - Mar 07, 2005 6:31:21 pm PST #4987 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ladies and gentlemen, witness the first known legitimate use for "[person] likes carrots"!

Seriously. She's big on the tubers.

Steph L. - Mar 07, 2005 6:32:02 pm PST #4988 of 10001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

She's big on the tubers.

You've been *waiting* to say that, haven't you?

DavidS - Mar 07, 2005 6:36:58 pm PST #4989 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The question is...yams or fingerlings?

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