Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Feb 24, 2005 8:30:29 am PST #3107 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{beej}} and {{beth}}

My parents want me to move back near them. So near, in fact, that my dad keeps telling me that my room in their house is still available any time I want it. Since his strokes, he does this just about every time I talk to him.

Is it bad that I've spent all morning working on homework while at work and not doing any actual work work? I'm about halfway (more like 2/3 actually) through writing a paper that's due tonight I needs to finish it.


DavidS - Feb 24, 2005 8:40:43 am PST #3108 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Check it out, Susan. The Mariners have two of the top 10 prospects in baseball right now. (Of course, so do the division sharing Angels.) Ginger, the Braves have #1. In order...

Andy Marte, 3B, Atlanta
Delmon Young, OF, Tampa Bay
Felix Hernandez, RHP, Seattle
Dallas McPherson, 3B, Anaheim
Casey Kotchman, 1B, Anaheim
Ian Stewart, 3B, Colorado
Joel Guzman, SS, Los Angeles
Prince Fielder, 1B, Milwaukee
Daric Barton, C, Oakland
Jeremy Reed, OF, Seattle


Susan W. - Feb 24, 2005 8:45:55 am PST #3109 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Yup. We're pretty excited about Felix Hernandez in particular. Though it's a very cautious excitement, with lots of superstitious wardings against the wrath of the sportsgods, because we've got something of a history of brilliant pitching prospects who have career-wrecking injuries before they even make it to the big club.

I spend a fair amount of time in Mariners blogland, especially on USS Mariner. The guys who write it are brilliant, but some of the comments are just so naively optimistic this time of year. General consensus is that it looks like we have a .500 team this year. DH predicts 80 wins. I'm a bit more optimistic--my bet is 85. I must've counted a dozen, "Don't count us out yet! We could win 95! We could contend!" comments this morning.

Of course, I guess that's the joy of spring training. Everyone is in first place.


Stephanie - Feb 24, 2005 8:48:17 am PST #3110 of 10001
Trust my rage

My parents, who are nearing 60, retired 3 years ago and moved to New Mexico. They still get the *big guilt* from my dad's parents back in Minnesota. I find this so funny because I always think of my parents as adults.


Aims - Feb 24, 2005 8:53:32 am PST #3111 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, my mother is pissed off at me. We took a picture of Em with her sitting on the loveseat, with an empty beer bottle leaning on her. I sent it to my mom, whose favorite picture of me was taken when I was about 18 months old CHEWING ON BEER CAN THAT I FOUND IN THE SAND ON THE BEACH.

She sent me an email telling me how "devastated" she was because she opened the email in front of her friends.


Beverly - Feb 24, 2005 8:53:52 am PST #3112 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

We're still trying to get out of my parents' house. My advice? Run far, run fast while your parents are young and involved in their own lives. If you have to deal later on when they need care, you can go back, or bring them to you, or make other arrangements. My parents were old enough to be my grandparents, so that complicated things for us. And decisions were made which turned out not to be the best for us.

On the other hand, StE occasionally calls and sounds sort of wistful that we haven't hovered more, so I have to remind myself to do that with him. Both sons' SOs think we are freaks, we are so hands-off in their lives. they keep trying to get closer to us. Um, a little room, here? Thanks.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 24, 2005 8:56:07 am PST #3113 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Well, my mother is pissed off at me. We took a picture of Em with her sitting on the loveseat, with an empty beer bottle leaning on her. I sent it to my mom, whose favorite picture of me was taken when I was about 18 months old CHEWING ON BEER CAN THAT I FOUND IN THE SAND ON THE BEACH.

She sent me an email telling me how "devastated" she was because she opened the email in front of her friends.

Heh, one of my baby pictures has me sitting on the kitchen floor with about a half dozen empty beer bottles scattered.

Come to think of it, there are probably a couple from college like that as well.


DavidS - Feb 24, 2005 9:01:44 am PST #3114 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The guys who write it are brilliant, but some of the comments are just so naively optimistic this time of year. General consensus is that it looks like we have a .500 team this year. DH predicts 80 wins. I'm a bit more optimistic--my bet is 85. I must've counted a dozen, "Don't count us out yet! We could win 95! We could contend!" comments this morning.

Sound so familiar. Same with Athletics Nation, where they think they'll win the division after trading Mulder and Hudson. I think we got value for the trades, but we'll be lucky to win 87 this year. Though I think Beane has cleared enough money that if we are contending late in the year, he could pick up a rent-a-hitter for the playoff drive.

Still it'll be a fun year to watch the A's.


Aims - Feb 24, 2005 9:03:30 am PST #3115 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The funny thing is, she's not mad we took a picture of the baby with the beer bottle. She's pissed she opened it in front of her friends(which, sorry Momma, I love you, but that was dumb of you), and now she's worried about what her friends are going to think. In all honesty, they probably think it's funny as hell.


Emily - Feb 24, 2005 9:07:35 am PST #3116 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Tell her if they don't laugh, then she don't need them, cause they're not good friends.

In a single paragraph on a patient exam, she wanders from past to present and back again over and over, often within the same (run-on) sentence.

Maybe she writes fanfiction on the side!

My mother is in the process of buying her house (yay for the fiance with disposable income!) and occasionally makes comments about my moving there to be the madwoman in the attic. I know there's a tiny bit of wistfulness there, because she does miss me, but she's mostly joking, as no power in the verse could make her move to the same state as her own mother. My mother's big on the not-hypocrisy.