I really thrive on capitalizing on my groove,
You should have a t-shirt that says this.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Feb 14, 2005 6:53:49 pm PST #1082 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Steph L. - Feb 14, 2005 6:56:49 pm PST #1083 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Certain hours and certain women.
I feel a hard-boiled detective story coming on. It's a noirish kind of night.
It was late, and my secretary had long since gone home. But me, I was in no hurry to leave, because the only companion waiting in my dank apartment was the constant drip of the faucet that the super could never seem to fix. And then in walked a dame with a pair of gams that were illegal in 13 states. Fixing her bottle-green eyes on mine, she stalked over to my desk, opened her heart-shaped mouth, and said "I need your help! You see...."
DCJensen - Feb 14, 2005 6:59:11 pm PST #1084 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Just watched Dodgeball on DVD. Alan Tudyk is a hoot as Dread Pirate Steve.
Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2005 7:02:41 pm PST #1085 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It was late, and my secretary had long since gone home. But me, I was in no hurry to leave, because the only companion waiting in my dank apartment was the constant drip of the faucet that the super could never seem to fix. And then in walked a dame with a pair of gams that were illegal in 13 states. Fixing her bottle-green eyes on mine, she stalked over to my desk, opened her heart-shaped mouth, and said "I need your help! You see...."
"...I'd really like to know more about voltage-gated potassium channels. Word on the street is there are different subunits, and they tetr--tetram--come together to make a channel. I also hear about a ball and chain."
My eyes lit up.
"I know my way around a ball and chain, miss."
"But can you help me? I'm so hungry for...knowledge."
"Yeah, me and my good friend PubMed, we can help you. What do you got to offer?"
Those bottle-green eyes, they'd never left my own. She dropped her voice to a husky whisper. "I'm sure we can work something out."
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 7:06:08 pm PST #1086 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Here's my collection of twine and bottlecaps. Take whatever you think is fair."
Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2005 7:08:48 pm PST #1087 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Oh, I know what to do with the twine."
"It's very strong."
"It'd better be."
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 7:15:03 pm PST #1088 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Mr P-C, I know what an emperor penguin can do with insufficiently-strong twine."
Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2005 7:18:50 pm PST #1089 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"So do I. You wouldn't want it to disturb us during our...liaison, would you?"
"I like it when they watch."
"Yes, and mine eats bottlecaps."
Connie Neil - Feb 14, 2005 7:19:59 pm PST #1090 of 10001
brillig
Ah, the hard-boiled life of the biochemist for hire.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 7:27:13 pm PST #1091 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Suddenly, a shot rang out. An albino emperor penguin staggerd through the door and collapsed onto the ground. As I cradled the dying bird in my arms, it dropped a piece of paper onto the floor. The note read, "The bottlecaps are fake...."
edit 'cuz I forgot it was in first person.