"So do I. You wouldn't want it to disturb us during our...liaison, would you?"
"I like it when they watch."
"Yes, and mine eats bottlecaps."
Whoa. Good myth.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2005 7:18:50 pm PST #1089 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Connie Neil - Feb 14, 2005 7:19:59 pm PST #1090 of 10001
brillig
Ah, the hard-boiled life of the biochemist for hire.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 7:27:13 pm PST #1091 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Suddenly, a shot rang out. An albino emperor penguin staggerd through the door and collapsed onto the ground. As I cradled the dying bird in my arms, it dropped a piece of paper onto the floor. The note read, "The bottlecaps are fake...."
edit 'cuz I forgot it was in first person.
DCJensen - Feb 15, 2005 3:00:28 am PST #1092 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
"...Beware the midget. Seek out the fat man."
DCJensen - Feb 15, 2005 3:24:44 am PST #1093 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
He looked around, straining to hear any noise that would betray someone watching. It was quiet.
"Too quiet," came his inner voice. He rolled his eyes and said out loud, "God. Now I'm thinking in full cliché mode."
Frankenbuddha - Feb 15, 2005 3:25:39 am PST #1094 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"The owls are not what they seem and the rooster crows at midnight."
"Indeed, and these cats aren't going to stack themselves."
vw bug - Feb 15, 2005 3:34:23 am PST #1095 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Gronk. Too out of it to participate. Need more coffee.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 15, 2005 3:47:06 am PST #1096 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Get vw an espresso IV, stat!
ChiKat - Feb 15, 2005 4:35:08 am PST #1097 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Adding to vw's gronk chorus. I was up at 5:45 this morning. Left for work at 6:30. Got here about 10 minutes ago. A 2 hour commute is way to long. But, I got to spend the night with the BF. I went to his place after work last night to surprise him.
Deena - Feb 15, 2005 4:41:05 am PST #1098 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
I'd say gronk, but I'm feeling too cheerful. Last night we went out to dinner and left Nick home with the babies. Dinner was wonderful, good food, good company and no babies. Then, we stopped at the store, couldn't get the car to start after, left it there and walked home, made s'mores with the babies and put them to bed. Greg walked back to the car this morning and it's running perfectly, so he made it in to work early. I think there was damp in the starter. Unfortunately, I was too wound up to sleep last night so I've had two nights of only 4 hours of sleep. It was a great anniversary, though.