"Mr P-C, I know what an emperor penguin can do with insufficiently-strong twine."
Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.
Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 7:15:03 pm PST #1088 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Polter-Cow - Feb 14, 2005 7:18:50 pm PST #1089 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"So do I. You wouldn't want it to disturb us during our...liaison, would you?"
"I like it when they watch."
"Yes, and mine eats bottlecaps."
Connie Neil - Feb 14, 2005 7:19:59 pm PST #1090 of 10001
brillig
Ah, the hard-boiled life of the biochemist for hire.
tommyrot - Feb 14, 2005 7:27:13 pm PST #1091 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Suddenly, a shot rang out. An albino emperor penguin staggerd through the door and collapsed onto the ground. As I cradled the dying bird in my arms, it dropped a piece of paper onto the floor. The note read, "The bottlecaps are fake...."
edit 'cuz I forgot it was in first person.
DCJensen - Feb 15, 2005 3:00:28 am PST #1092 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
"...Beware the midget. Seek out the fat man."
DCJensen - Feb 15, 2005 3:24:44 am PST #1093 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
He looked around, straining to hear any noise that would betray someone watching. It was quiet.
"Too quiet," came his inner voice. He rolled his eyes and said out loud, "God. Now I'm thinking in full cliché mode."
Frankenbuddha - Feb 15, 2005 3:25:39 am PST #1094 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"The owls are not what they seem and the rooster crows at midnight."
"Indeed, and these cats aren't going to stack themselves."
vw bug - Feb 15, 2005 3:34:23 am PST #1095 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Gronk. Too out of it to participate. Need more coffee.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 15, 2005 3:47:06 am PST #1096 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Get vw an espresso IV, stat!
ChiKat - Feb 15, 2005 4:35:08 am PST #1097 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Adding to vw's gronk chorus. I was up at 5:45 this morning. Left for work at 6:30. Got here about 10 minutes ago. A 2 hour commute is way to long. But, I got to spend the night with the BF. I went to his place after work last night to surprise him.