Daily Show re-run -- WHY am I the only sane woman? WHY am I the only one who realizes that Alan Cumming is skeevetastic???? If I were blind, I'd like his accent, but he's sooooooooooooo rodent-like oily skeevy!!!!
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Steph L. - Feb 17, 2005 2:25:35 pm PST #8705 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
§ ita § - Feb 17, 2005 2:26:54 pm PST #8706 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WHY am I the only one who realizes that Alan Cumming is skeevetastic?
I gotta admit, as much as I think he's joli-laid, naming his scent Cumming is more skeeve than I can handle.
Jessica - Feb 17, 2005 2:27:47 pm PST #8707 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
All the more for me, then.
I find Alam Cumming to be the very picture of adorability.
JZ - Feb 17, 2005 2:28:15 pm PST #8708 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Teppy, you are so very wrong it is like a knife through my heart, but so true is that heart, riven though it be, that I still have room to love both Alan and you. It's just that my love for you is a sorrowful love.
P.M. Marc - Feb 17, 2005 2:28:59 pm PST #8709 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Daily Show re-run -- WHY am I the only sane woman? WHY am I the only one who realizes that Alan Cumming is skeevetastic???? If I were blind, I'd like his accent, but he's sooooooooooooo rodent-like oily skeevy!!!!
Only the CRAZY PEOPLE think they are sane, Ms "Nathan Fillion's unattractive."
Sheesh. Alan Cumming's the bomb.
He's a wee elf of a man, and so wonderfully hyper!
Betsy HP - Feb 17, 2005 2:29:56 pm PST #8710 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
While you guys are adoring the man who canonically has no interest in you whoever, I shall be luxuriating in the arms of my imaginary Alan Rickman.
JZ - Feb 17, 2005 2:30:40 pm PST #8711 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Also, he's causing Jon Stewart to seriously lose his shit. Between Cumming, Eric Idle, and Ted Hitler, I don't think the poor man has been able to make it through ten consecutive minutes of his own show with a straight face this week.
eta: Betsy, it's really just an aesthetic appreciation of the pretty. And besides, (a) even if he were oriented toward my gender, I'm still willing to bet my personal chances of gaining his interest would be zero, and (b) I've heard stuff about the canonical Alan Rickman, too, so really it's all a wash and we might as well all just shrug off canon and embrace the fictional, especially when it comes with the pretty and the accents.
Jessica - Feb 17, 2005 2:32:45 pm PST #8712 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ms "Nathan Fillion's unattractive."
Okay, see, but Nathan Fillion is unnattractive. He's got less than no personality, and weird squinty eyes.
Between Cumming, Eric Idle, and Ted Hitler, I don't think the poor man has been able to make it through ten consecutive minutes of his own show with a straight face this week.
I loved how star-struck he was during the Eric Idle interview. He was right on the edge of going completely fanboy on him the whole time. So cute!
P.M. Marc - Feb 17, 2005 2:34:01 pm PST #8713 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
While you guys are adoring the man who canonically has no interest in you whoever, I shall be luxuriating in the arms of my imaginary Alan Rickman.
I don't want to *sleep* with him. I just want to make little burbles over how adorable he is.
Jesse - Feb 17, 2005 2:35:05 pm PST #8714 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't want to *sleep* with him. I just want to make little burbles over how adorable he is.
I was just thinking of how to post that. I don't find him, like, sexually attractive or anything, just fun and cute!