While you guys are adoring the man who canonically has no interest in you whoever, I shall be luxuriating in the arms of my imaginary Alan Rickman.
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Feb 17, 2005 2:29:56 pm PST #8710 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
JZ - Feb 17, 2005 2:30:40 pm PST #8711 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Also, he's causing Jon Stewart to seriously lose his shit. Between Cumming, Eric Idle, and Ted Hitler, I don't think the poor man has been able to make it through ten consecutive minutes of his own show with a straight face this week.
eta: Betsy, it's really just an aesthetic appreciation of the pretty. And besides, (a) even if he were oriented toward my gender, I'm still willing to bet my personal chances of gaining his interest would be zero, and (b) I've heard stuff about the canonical Alan Rickman, too, so really it's all a wash and we might as well all just shrug off canon and embrace the fictional, especially when it comes with the pretty and the accents.
Jessica - Feb 17, 2005 2:32:45 pm PST #8712 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ms "Nathan Fillion's unattractive."
Okay, see, but Nathan Fillion is unnattractive. He's got less than no personality, and weird squinty eyes.
Between Cumming, Eric Idle, and Ted Hitler, I don't think the poor man has been able to make it through ten consecutive minutes of his own show with a straight face this week.
I loved how star-struck he was during the Eric Idle interview. He was right on the edge of going completely fanboy on him the whole time. So cute!
P.M. Marc - Feb 17, 2005 2:34:01 pm PST #8713 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
While you guys are adoring the man who canonically has no interest in you whoever, I shall be luxuriating in the arms of my imaginary Alan Rickman.
I don't want to *sleep* with him. I just want to make little burbles over how adorable he is.
Jesse - Feb 17, 2005 2:35:05 pm PST #8714 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't want to *sleep* with him. I just want to make little burbles over how adorable he is.
I was just thinking of how to post that. I don't find him, like, sexually attractive or anything, just fun and cute!
Betsy HP - Feb 17, 2005 2:35:50 pm PST #8715 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Oh. Gotcha. He's very burble-worthy.
Allyson - Feb 17, 2005 2:40:39 pm PST #8716 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sheesh. Alan Cumming's the bomb
He looks like Pee Wee Herman.
Jesse - Feb 17, 2005 2:40:43 pm PST #8717 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I was having a conversation recently about how good I am about putting people in the right boxes in my brain. I'm basically never attracted to other people's partners, gay guys, etc. Even when they are awesome and I love them to death, it doesn't occur to me to want to kiss them.
Edit: Oh, except maybe Rupert Everett.
Atropa - Feb 17, 2005 2:41:07 pm PST #8718 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I don't want to *sleep* with him. I just want to make little burbles over how adorable he is.
I want to do his makeup, dress him up, and go out dancing with him.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2005 2:42:48 pm PST #8719 of 10002
What is even happening?
WHY am I the only one who realizes that Alan Cumming is skeevetastic???? If I were blind, I'd like his accent, but he's sooooooooooooo rodent-like oily skeevy!!!!You are not alone Teppy--not in the slightest. I am here. You'll know me by the hair on the back of my neck, that stands at attention, whenever anyone thinks Al*n C*mming is hot. *shiver*
Alibelle, I can't get past level six, but I'm having the same problem as you. I think my mouse is defective.