You'd have to round up a bunch of buffistas and have you two being equi-distant from the group calling out commands. Whoever gets the group to obey, wins.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Feb 15, 2005 11:08:27 am PST #7871 of 10002
hip deep in pie
msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:09:13 am PST #7872 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
juliana, you can watch the boss off just as long as you say something nice to us both - that's the entrance fee.
ita, you can be judge only if you give me bonus points because I'm a capricorn.
amych - Feb 15, 2005 11:09:17 am PST #7873 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You'd have to round up a bunch of buffistas and have you two being equi-distant from the group calling out commands. Whoever gets the group to obey, wins.
I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.
Dana - Feb 15, 2005 11:09:54 am PST #7874 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
"Here, Buffistas! Come here! Here! Good Buffistas!"
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2005 11:10:52 am PST #7875 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
you can be judge only if you give me bonus points because I'm a capricorn.
Can you get me higher in the need-a-man line?
sarameg - Feb 15, 2005 11:11:00 am PST #7876 of 10002
I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.
Anybody else thinking cats?
Jessica - Feb 15, 2005 11:11:12 am PST #7877 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.
What if they're allowed to offer us treats?
Jesse - Feb 15, 2005 11:11:49 am PST #7878 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Word, sara. Herding Buffistas? NSM.
I thought I was the judge of the Boss-Off!?!
msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:12:24 am PST #7879 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Can someone be bossy and not effective? or do you have to be effective to be considered bossy.
I think the competition would have to be run over consecutive days. I don;t think a head to head simultaneous boss off would work because people can be swayed and bribed.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 15, 2005 11:13:11 am PST #7880 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
You'd have to round up a bunch of buffistas and have you two being equi-distant from the group calling out commands. Whoever gets the group to obey, wins.
In other words, whoever can herd cats the best (as opposed to stacking them).