Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Feb 15, 2005 11:09:17 am PST #7873 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You'd have to round up a bunch of buffistas and have you two being equi-distant from the group calling out commands. Whoever gets the group to obey, wins.

I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.


Dana - Feb 15, 2005 11:09:54 am PST #7874 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"Here, Buffistas! Come here! Here! Good Buffistas!"


§ ita § - Feb 15, 2005 11:10:52 am PST #7875 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you can be judge only if you give me bonus points because I'm a capricorn.

Can you get me higher in the need-a-man line?


sarameg - Feb 15, 2005 11:11:00 am PST #7876 of 10002

I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.

Anybody else thinking cats?


Jessica - Feb 15, 2005 11:11:12 am PST #7877 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.

What if they're allowed to offer us treats?


Jesse - Feb 15, 2005 11:11:49 am PST #7878 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Word, sara. Herding Buffistas? NSM.

I thought I was the judge of the Boss-Off!?!


msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:12:24 am PST #7879 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Can someone be bossy and not effective? or do you have to be effective to be considered bossy.

I think the competition would have to be run over consecutive days. I don;t think a head to head simultaneous boss off would work because people can be swayed and bribed.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 15, 2005 11:13:11 am PST #7880 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You'd have to round up a bunch of buffistas and have you two being equi-distant from the group calling out commands. Whoever gets the group to obey, wins.

In other words, whoever can herd cats the best (as opposed to stacking them).


Jesse - Feb 15, 2005 11:13:21 am PST #7881 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Can someone be bossy and not effective? or do you have to be effective to be considered bossy.

That's where the judging comes in. It's more of an art, really.


msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:13:32 am PST #7882 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ita - you're already in LA with the hot actor types. Get busy already. When was the last time you went out?