It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:07:30 am PST #7868 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am also very competitive.


juliana - Feb 15, 2005 11:07:34 am PST #7869 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Maria, I'm not short and yet I wear heels most every day. My feet are actually happier in them and I move more gracefully than when I'm in flatter shoes.

I want to watch the boss-off!!


§ ita § - Feb 15, 2005 11:07:55 am PST #7870 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can judge a boss off. Let's go.

I've managed to have every meeting I had today cancelled, except the online training, which I only listened to with one ear.

Upshot? I'm going to meet my user documentation deadline after all.


Sue - Feb 15, 2005 11:08:27 am PST #7871 of 10002
hip deep in pie

You'd have to round up a bunch of buffistas and have you two being equi-distant from the group calling out commands. Whoever gets the group to obey, wins.


msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 11:09:13 am PST #7872 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

juliana, you can watch the boss off just as long as you say something nice to us both - that's the entrance fee.

ita, you can be judge only if you give me bonus points because I'm a capricorn.


amych - Feb 15, 2005 11:09:17 am PST #7873 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You'd have to round up a bunch of buffistas and have you two being equi-distant from the group calling out commands. Whoever gets the group to obey, wins.

I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.


Dana - Feb 15, 2005 11:09:54 am PST #7874 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

"Here, Buffistas! Come here! Here! Good Buffistas!"


§ ita § - Feb 15, 2005 11:10:52 am PST #7875 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you can be judge only if you give me bonus points because I'm a capricorn.

Can you get me higher in the need-a-man line?


sarameg - Feb 15, 2005 11:11:00 am PST #7876 of 10002

I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.

Anybody else thinking cats?


Jessica - Feb 15, 2005 11:11:12 am PST #7877 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have seen puppy training classes that are run like this. It never works.

What if they're allowed to offer us treats?