I know what will help.
Thows the stress satellite at Gud.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Feb 15, 2005 8:23:06 am PST #7734 of 10002
msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 8:26:16 am PST #7735 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
The only reasons I can think to get married is that my rent would go down and adoption would be easier. That is a fairly crappy outlook.
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2005 8:29:31 am PST #7736 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd like to get married so that someone will remind me to eat right and do my rehab exercises.
Possibly I could just use my PDA more efficiently.
msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 8:30:40 am PST #7737 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I could call you when I get up each morning - that would be funny.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 15, 2005 8:31:14 am PST #7738 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Apparently there's been an escapee from the Hellmouth Petting Zoo. I am completely creeped out by this thing wandering around in a gray, crumbly state that the expert likened to something that's been dead and rotting for a month. Shades of The Color Out of Space.
Steph L. - Feb 15, 2005 8:32:38 am PST #7739 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Hey Teppy, I think I've got a solution to your loud neighbor problem: [link]
Ahahahaha!!! I'll have to try that!
DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:34:32 am PST #7740 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, am I supposed to be reading your tag line to the tune of AMERICAN PIE? Because I am, but it's not quite fitting.
Yep. Sorry, I'm not responsible for errors in scansion.
Rio - Feb 15, 2005 8:37:20 am PST #7741 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?
Did you make that up, Hec?
DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:40:11 am PST #7742 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Did you make that up, Hec?
Nah, I wish. I love cheetohs and libidos.
It's from the Village Voice Pazz & Jop poll. I think it was Rob Sheffield. The chorus might even be better: "And Justin and Cameron / were chopping up a line / Singing, 'Hit me baby one more time' / Hit me baby one more time."
DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:42:16 am PST #7743 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I already did most of it, but here's the rest:
I can't remember if I came/When I read about her latest flame/Britney up and changed her name/The day the music died/So bye-bye, Mrs. Kevin Federline/Our libidos and our Cheetos will forever be thine/And Cameron was choppin' Justin a line/Singin', Hit me baby, one more time/Hit me baby, one more time.
Rob Sheffield
Brooklyn, New York