I would like to get a vacation for Rio because she is SO PRETTY and there might be some MAKING OUT. (Still comes back to "what's in it for Nora" see??)

Nora, if you get me a vacation I will position you well on the list for paying off your student loan and maybe getting you some bonus bling.

I just want new towels.

This is not a woman experiencing George Bailey-like angst over the road not taken.

You know, Rio, if we kidnapped you they could hardly complain that you were taking vacation.

Right now I mostly want to get married for the towels. And etc.

It would be like that awful Alicia Silverstone movie!

P.S. Your tag = funny. From where?

Right now I mostly want to get married for the towels. And etc.

Don't you get to register for being fabulously single?

Right now I mostly want to get married for the towels. And etc.

Right now I mostly want to get married because I feel like I *should* be, since everyone else is.

Which is a pretty strong reason to NOT get married. I think you have to actually WANT to spend the rest of your life with someone, and I haven't reached that point yet, nor have I met that someone.

New Fiestaware would be nice, though.

Don't you get to register for being fabulously single?

I think that only works for gifts from clueless yuppies that use their kids as justification for judging others.

Don't you get to register for being fabulously single?

I wish. I think registering kind of calls for an Event. Maybe my next birthday.

Hec, am I supposed to be reading your tag line to the tune of AMERICAN PIE? Because I am, but it's not quite fitting.