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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Did you make that up, Hec?
Nah, I wish. I love cheetohs and libidos.
It's from the Village Voice Pazz & Jop poll. I think it was Rob Sheffield. The chorus might even be better: "And Justin and Cameron / were chopping up a line / Singing, 'Hit me baby one more time' / Hit me baby one more time."
I already did most of it, but here's the rest:
I can't remember if I came/When I read about her latest flame/Britney up and changed her name/The day the music died/So bye-bye, Mrs. Kevin Federline/Our libidos and our Cheetos will forever be thine/And Cameron was choppin' Justin a line/Singin', Hit me baby, one more time/Hit me baby, one more time.
Rob Sheffield
Brooklyn, New York
A mystery wallaby! Now I want one of those, too.
I just want new towels.
This is not a woman experiencing George Bailey-like angst over the road not taken.Heh. I want other stuff, but it's all for the house, too. Although I *never* ask for house stuff for presents, even when I want it for presents. I do this, to protect the dh from someday giving me a vacuum cleaner when what I would have wanted was bling. Also, he was pretty bling-giving early one in our relationship and marriage. He has four sisters who love me, and who are bling pushers.
The only reasons I can think to get married is that my rent would go down and adoption would be easier. That is a fairly crappy outlook.
We marrieds aren't doing enough to push the sex-on-tap angle.
Right now I mostly want to get married for the towels. And etc.
S-i-l S says that everyone should have a bridal-type shower, married or single, every 10 years. I think S-i-l S is like unto a genius, in this regard.
I figured out I had 4 days in the last month where I was positively perky. The rest of the time.....
Me in a positively perky mood should be considered a harbinger of the apocalypse. Today, I will settle for not making death threats out loud.
I do not have a hot job, apartment, or boyfriend. I do not have bling. There's a hotbling hog out there right now bogarting my stuff, man.
We marrieds aren't doing enough to push the sex-on-tap angle.
How about the will-make-or-at-least-go-fetch-dinner angle? That's the best bit, so far. It's greatly expanded the repertoire of eating choices. And I don't even have a TomW!
S-i-l S says that everyone should have a bridal-type shower, married or single, every 10 years.
Word.
I'm all tired, even though I had eight hours of sleep, and my entire body is hurting me. It is making me cranky and unfocused, and I really have to write at least a scene for my class, and have it finished in an hour, tops. And I'm so unfocused, I'm having a hard time remembering their names, let alone what I want them to do.
I would like to get in the car/license, good job, apartment/home, boyfriend/husband, and bling lines, please. Also the motivation and pain-free-living lines, as well. Thank you.
We marrieds aren't doing enough to push the sex-on-tap angle.
For reals.
And I don't even have a TomW!
Well, sadly, (for everyone who is not me) there is only the one. But, I could certainly go out on a limb and say that you have your own piece of Teh Awesome! (and he does too!)
I like the whole food preparation thing, and sharing of crappy chores thing in general. Also, the lolling around in bed smooching or reading on the weekends.
you want bling? I got bling for you. For Christmas, my mother gave me a diamond cross. Aside from being a raging heathen, I haven't worn gold since college. and frankly, any religious iconatry with diamonds is TACKY.
Vortex, I suspect you may be getting a pimp cup for your next birthday.
Just a hunch.