I could call you when I get up each morning - that would be funny.
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Feb 15, 2005 8:30:40 am PST #7737 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 15, 2005 8:31:14 am PST #7738 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Apparently there's been an escapee from the Hellmouth Petting Zoo. I am completely creeped out by this thing wandering around in a gray, crumbly state that the expert likened to something that's been dead and rotting for a month. Shades of The Color Out of Space.
Steph L. - Feb 15, 2005 8:32:38 am PST #7739 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hey Teppy, I think I've got a solution to your loud neighbor problem: [link]
Ahahahaha!!! I'll have to try that!
DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:34:32 am PST #7740 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, am I supposed to be reading your tag line to the tune of AMERICAN PIE? Because I am, but it's not quite fitting.
Yep. Sorry, I'm not responsible for errors in scansion.
Rio - Feb 15, 2005 8:37:20 am PST #7741 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?
Did you make that up, Hec?
DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:40:11 am PST #7742 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Did you make that up, Hec?
Nah, I wish. I love cheetohs and libidos.
It's from the Village Voice Pazz & Jop poll. I think it was Rob Sheffield. The chorus might even be better: "And Justin and Cameron / were chopping up a line / Singing, 'Hit me baby one more time' / Hit me baby one more time."
DavidS - Feb 15, 2005 8:42:16 am PST #7743 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I already did most of it, but here's the rest:
I can't remember if I came/When I read about her latest flame/Britney up and changed her name/The day the music died/So bye-bye, Mrs. Kevin Federline/Our libidos and our Cheetos will forever be thine/And Cameron was choppin' Justin a line/Singin', Hit me baby, one more time/Hit me baby, one more time.
Rob Sheffield
Brooklyn, New York
brenda m - Feb 15, 2005 8:42:50 am PST #7744 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
A mystery wallaby! Now I want one of those, too.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2005 8:43:58 am PST #7745 of 10002
What is even happening?
I just want new towels.
This is not a woman experiencing George Bailey-like angst over the road not taken.Heh. I want other stuff, but it's all for the house, too. Although I *never* ask for house stuff for presents, even when I want it for presents. I do this, to protect the dh from someday giving me a vacuum cleaner when what I would have wanted was bling. Also, he was pretty bling-giving early one in our relationship and marriage. He has four sisters who love me, and who are bling pushers.
The only reasons I can think to get married is that my rent would go down and adoption would be easier. That is a fairly crappy outlook.
We marrieds aren't doing enough to push the sex-on-tap angle.
Right now I mostly want to get married for the towels. And etc.
S-i-l S says that everyone should have a bridal-type shower, married or single, every 10 years. I think S-i-l S is like unto a genius, in this regard.
shrift - Feb 15, 2005 8:45:19 am PST #7746 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I figured out I had 4 days in the last month where I was positively perky. The rest of the time.....
Me in a positively perky mood should be considered a harbinger of the apocalypse. Today, I will settle for not making death threats out loud.
I do not have a hot job, apartment, or boyfriend. I do not have bling. There's a hotbling hog out there right now bogarting my stuff, man.