Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 8:32:02 am PST #4970 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

still doesn't top tommyrot.

I defer to those with balls. I imagine having them clawed off by a cat would be worse, but I never want to know for sure.


Maria - Feb 08, 2005 8:33:14 am PST #4971 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I'll bet that he won't ever be able to use the epithet "Bollucks!" again.


JenP - Feb 08, 2005 8:35:11 am PST #4972 of 10002

So not clicking the link.


lisah - Feb 08, 2005 8:36:58 am PST #4973 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

I'm savoring for a moment the rightness that is somebody who would do something like that now not being able to reproduce.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 08, 2005 8:37:38 am PST #4974 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

At least he willingly removed himself from the gene pool, ensuring that he doesn't contribute that level of stupidity to future generations.

edit: x-post with lisah


Maria - Feb 08, 2005 8:37:58 am PST #4975 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

So not clicking the link.

C'mon, you know you wanna. Everybody's doing it. Ctrl-A is your friend.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2005 8:38:37 am PST #4976 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Still, Darwin Award winners have got this guy beat.

[link]

My fave:

Guys in Cambodia who took turns stomping on a land mine they'd brought into a bar.

eta: semi-x-post....


Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:40:08 am PST #4977 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

That link should be linked to squick as a definition.


JohnSweden - Feb 08, 2005 8:40:16 am PST #4978 of 10002
I can't even.

At least he willingly removed himself from the gene pool, ensuring that he doesn't contribute that level of stupidity to future generations.

Clowns like that have usually pre-spawned before they do humanity the favour.


sarameg - Feb 08, 2005 8:40:49 am PST #4979 of 10002

I'm savoring for a moment the rightness that is somebody who would do something like that now not being able to reproduce.

There is that.