I'm savoring for a moment the rightness that is somebody who would do something like that now not being able to reproduce.
There is that.
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Feb 08, 2005 8:40:49 am PST #4979 of 10002
Calli - Feb 08, 2005 8:44:58 am PST #4980 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Methodists do the ashes too.
This must vary from congregation to congregation. The Methodist churches I've been a member of didn't do the ashes.
At least he willingly removed himself from the gene pool, ensuring that he doesn't contribute that level of stupidity to future generations.
Indeed.
DXMachina - Feb 08, 2005 8:46:18 am PST #4981 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I defer to those with balls. I imagine having them clawed off by a cat would be worse, but I never want to know for sure.
You said merely scratching, not clawing off. Clawing off would be right up there, all right.
Gudanov - Feb 08, 2005 8:49:41 am PST #4982 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
This must vary from congregation to congregation. The Methodist churches I've been a member of didn't do the ashes.
Well, yeah. Everything varies from congregation to congregation for Methodists.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2005 8:49:46 am PST #4983 of 10002
What is even happening?
Goodness. The clawing off suggestion hurt me, and last time I checked, I was testicle free.
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:49:50 am PST #4984 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
ita and DX are going to the circle of Hell where "Gruesome Visualisers" dwell forever tormented.
Some Dante of the future will write a poem about them.
§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 8:50:48 am PST #4985 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You said merely scratching, not clawing off
It's true that I envisioned a cat's claw getting hooked in the scrotum, and the cat dangling but noticed how little I'd said right as I hit post. Naturally, that segues right to removal. It's a very dynamic scenario.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 08, 2005 8:51:01 am PST #4986 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
OK. Never invoke catscratching of the face when tommyrot is around. He has a topper.
Though I don't think the rugby guy will ever be a top again...
Lyra Jane - Feb 08, 2005 8:51:35 am PST #4987 of 10002
Up with the sun
tommyrot, owwwww. I agree that it's a good thing he chose to take himself out of the gene pool.
And my cats do not come when called. About the only way to lure them is walking around with a handful of catnip. They do normally greet us in the front hallway after work, but I think that's because they're bored by then and we entertain them.
Maria - Feb 08, 2005 8:51:48 am PST #4988 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Some Dante of the future will write a poem about them.
With the sign above reading, "Abandon all balls, ye who enter."