I had a cat who came running when I whistled.
However, if I had not fed him quickly thereafter, I am sure he would have scratched my face while I was sleeping.
Vindictive suckers, cats.
Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.
Connor ,'Not Fade Away'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:24:23 am PST #4960 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
DXMachina - Feb 08, 2005 8:24:44 am PST #4961 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Rugby fans are a devoted lot...
DavidS - Feb 08, 2005 8:25:42 am PST #4962 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Rugby fans are a devoted lot...
"Devoted" here meaning fucking nuts. No, that's wrong - fucking nutless, I guess.
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:26:11 am PST #4963 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
OK. Never invoke catscratching of the face when tommyrot is around. He has a topper.
§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 8:27:30 am PST #4964 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Let us pause for a moment and consider a cat scratching your sac.
Ginger - Feb 08, 2005 8:28:20 am PST #4965 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It does put a new twist on that "Rugby Players Have Leather Balls" bumper sticker.
DXMachina - Feb 08, 2005 8:28:43 am PST #4966 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Let us pause for a moment and consider a cat scratching your sac.
Close, but still doesn't top tommyrot.
msbelle - Feb 08, 2005 8:29:06 am PST #4967 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita is wronger than a wrong thing smothered in wrong sauce.
juliana - Feb 08, 2005 8:30:52 am PST #4968 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Rugby fans are a devoted lot...
True, but most prefer to do their self-mutilating on the pitch. Eeeaaayyyaaaghhhh......
Steph L. - Feb 08, 2005 8:30:59 am PST #4969 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm just impressed that the dude was able to walk all the way back to the pub.