I had a cat who came running when I whistled.
However, if I had not fed him quickly thereafter, I am sure he would have scratched my face while I was sleeping.
Vindictive suckers, cats.
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:24:23 am PST #4960 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
DXMachina - Feb 08, 2005 8:24:44 am PST #4961 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Rugby fans are a devoted lot...
DavidS - Feb 08, 2005 8:25:42 am PST #4962 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Rugby fans are a devoted lot...
"Devoted" here meaning fucking nuts. No, that's wrong - fucking nutless, I guess.
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:26:11 am PST #4963 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
OK. Never invoke catscratching of the face when tommyrot is around. He has a topper.
§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 8:27:30 am PST #4964 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Let us pause for a moment and consider a cat scratching your sac.
Ginger - Feb 08, 2005 8:28:20 am PST #4965 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
It does put a new twist on that "Rugby Players Have Leather Balls" bumper sticker.
DXMachina - Feb 08, 2005 8:28:43 am PST #4966 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Let us pause for a moment and consider a cat scratching your sac.
Close, but still doesn't top tommyrot.
msbelle - Feb 08, 2005 8:29:06 am PST #4967 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ita is wronger than a wrong thing smothered in wrong sauce.
juliana - Feb 08, 2005 8:30:52 am PST #4968 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Rugby fans are a devoted lot...
True, but most prefer to do their self-mutilating on the pitch. Eeeaaayyyaaaghhhh......
Steph L. - Feb 08, 2005 8:30:59 am PST #4969 of 10002
That which does not kill you should RUN
I'm just impressed that the dude was able to walk all the way back to the pub.