Still, Darwin Award winners have got this guy beat.
My fave:
Guys in Cambodia who took turns stomping on a land mine they'd brought into a bar.
eta: semi-x-post....
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 08, 2005 8:38:37 am PST #4976 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:40:08 am PST #4977 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
That link should be linked to squick as a definition.
JohnSweden - Feb 08, 2005 8:40:16 am PST #4978 of 10002
I can't even.
At least he willingly removed himself from the gene pool, ensuring that he doesn't contribute that level of stupidity to future generations.
Clowns like that have usually pre-spawned before they do humanity the favour.
sarameg - Feb 08, 2005 8:40:49 am PST #4979 of 10002
I'm savoring for a moment the rightness that is somebody who would do something like that now not being able to reproduce.
There is that.
Calli - Feb 08, 2005 8:44:58 am PST #4980 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Methodists do the ashes too.
This must vary from congregation to congregation. The Methodist churches I've been a member of didn't do the ashes.
At least he willingly removed himself from the gene pool, ensuring that he doesn't contribute that level of stupidity to future generations.
Indeed.
DXMachina - Feb 08, 2005 8:46:18 am PST #4981 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I defer to those with balls. I imagine having them clawed off by a cat would be worse, but I never want to know for sure.
You said merely scratching, not clawing off. Clawing off would be right up there, all right.
Gudanov - Feb 08, 2005 8:49:41 am PST #4982 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
This must vary from congregation to congregation. The Methodist churches I've been a member of didn't do the ashes.
Well, yeah. Everything varies from congregation to congregation for Methodists.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 08, 2005 8:49:46 am PST #4983 of 10002
What is even happening?
Goodness. The clawing off suggestion hurt me, and last time I checked, I was testicle free.
Gus - Feb 08, 2005 8:49:50 am PST #4984 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
ita and DX are going to the circle of Hell where "Gruesome Visualisers" dwell forever tormented.
Some Dante of the future will write a poem about them.
§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 8:50:48 am PST #4985 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You said merely scratching, not clawing off
It's true that I envisioned a cat's claw getting hooked in the scrotum, and the cat dangling but noticed how little I'd said right as I hit post. Naturally, that segues right to removal. It's a very dynamic scenario.