My first reaction, though? Assume everyone is like ME, because the world spins off its axis when I'm not at the center.
Well, sure.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
My first reaction, though? Assume everyone is like ME, because the world spins off its axis when I'm not at the center.
Well, sure.
I know. Bad enough that people smoke. Now they want to rub their ashes all over your face?
Give me a nice fluffy bathrobe with Gud's face on the back.
The Episcopalians do it, too.
Methodists do the ashes too.
Birds do it
Bees do it
Even educated fleas do it....
I'm the only one in the office this afternoon, so it's Natter time!
My cats come when I call them by name. Recently Max has taken to coming over when I try to get Pelagie to jump on the bed. I guess the bed is just not big enough for two cats to be allowed on it.
Pelagie also runs to me whenever I go near the stairs; apparently being patted on the stairs provides a superior experience to being patted while on a level surface.
I didn't notice that today was Pancake day until after breakfast. Maybe I'll make some for supper, in the unlikely event that I'm not too lazy.
A drunken bar bet gone horribly wrong:
(whitefonted for the squeamish. especially if you're squeamish and male.)
Should've Welshed on the Bet
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday. Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win, I'll cut my balls off," the paper said. Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done. Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.
...not enough 'wtf' in the world....
I had a cat who came running when I whistled.
However, if I had not fed him quickly thereafter, I am sure he would have scratched my face while I was sleeping.
Vindictive suckers, cats.
Rugby fans are a devoted lot...
Rugby fans are a devoted lot...
"Devoted" here meaning fucking nuts. No, that's wrong - fucking nutless, I guess.
OK. Never invoke catscratching of the face when tommyrot is around. He has a topper.
Let us pause for a moment and consider a cat scratching your sac.