Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 8:27:30 am PST #4964 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Let us pause for a moment and consider a cat scratching your sac.


Ginger - Feb 08, 2005 8:28:20 am PST #4965 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It does put a new twist on that "Rugby Players Have Leather Balls" bumper sticker.


DXMachina - Feb 08, 2005 8:28:43 am PST #4966 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Let us pause for a moment and consider a cat scratching your sac.

Close, but still doesn't top tommyrot.


msbelle - Feb 08, 2005 8:29:06 am PST #4967 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ita is wronger than a wrong thing smothered in wrong sauce.


juliana - Feb 08, 2005 8:30:52 am PST #4968 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Rugby fans are a devoted lot...

True, but most prefer to do their self-mutilating on the pitch. Eeeaaayyyaaaghhhh......


Steph L. - Feb 08, 2005 8:30:59 am PST #4969 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm just impressed that the dude was able to walk all the way back to the pub.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2005 8:32:02 am PST #4970 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

still doesn't top tommyrot.

I defer to those with balls. I imagine having them clawed off by a cat would be worse, but I never want to know for sure.


Maria - Feb 08, 2005 8:33:14 am PST #4971 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

I'll bet that he won't ever be able to use the epithet "Bollucks!" again.


JenP - Feb 08, 2005 8:35:11 am PST #4972 of 10002

So not clicking the link.


lisah - Feb 08, 2005 8:36:58 am PST #4973 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

I'm savoring for a moment the rightness that is somebody who would do something like that now not being able to reproduce.