A drunken bar bet gone horribly wrong:

(whitefonted for the squeamish. especially if you're squeamish and male.)

Should've Welshed on the Bet

A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday. Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win, I'll cut my balls off," the paper said. Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done. Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

...not enough 'wtf' in the world....

I had a cat who came running when I whistled.

However, if I had not fed him quickly thereafter, I am sure he would have scratched my face while I was sleeping.

Vindictive suckers, cats.

Rugby fans are a devoted lot...

Rugby fans are a devoted lot...

"Devoted" here meaning fucking nuts. No, that's wrong - fucking nutless, I guess.

OK. Never invoke catscratching of the face when tommyrot is around. He has a topper.

Let us pause for a moment and consider a cat scratching your sac.

It does put a new twist on that "Rugby Players Have Leather Balls" bumper sticker.

Let us pause for a moment and consider a cat scratching your sac.

Close, but still doesn't top tommyrot.

ita is wronger than a wrong thing smothered in wrong sauce.

Rugby fans are a devoted lot...

True, but most prefer to do their self-mutilating on the pitch. Eeeaaayyyaaaghhhh......