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Shortbread is a sweet carbohydrate-intensive thing, like a cookie or a (British) biscuit.
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t crooks eyebrow at shortbread
t crooks eyebrow at "its"
Shortbread is a sweet carbohydrate-intensive thing, like a cookie or a (British) biscuit.
What's "shortbread"? Because the only thing I can imagine is a loaf of bread on a table and Gus is standing next to it, in all its height, and raising an eyebrow. I could Google, but I like my mental picture too much.
No, that's exactly what shortbread is. And you have to have Gus standing next to it, otherwise it's not shortbread at all.
Next to Gus, ALL bread is shortbread. And let me tell you that fact really pisses off the pumpernickel.
And let me tell you that fact really pisses off the pumpernickel.
Yeah, but pumpernickel's a pissy little bitch.
Yeah, but pumpernickel's a pissy little bitch.
Sure, but its gripe is legit -- for bread, it's pretty tall. One of your taller breads. Until Gus comes along, that is. Then? Shortbread.
Gus: Like pumpernickle bread, if pumpernickle was less of a pissy bitch.
Or human.
In Hebrew, pumpernickel is "shipon".That's the most creative thing I can post.
Nilly, shortbread is lembas.
At least that's what the Hobbit actors said the stuff they used as lembas most resembled, when asked about it.
Wow, things really got hoppin' while I was on my way home.
I am petting the top of the cutest little Mac Mini that you ever did see....
Lembas is sweet? I figured lembas was like hard tack or whatever. Whatever hard tack is. But I guess that doesn't really fit into the Hobbit lifestyle, does it?
I guess that doesn't really fit into the Hobbit lifestyle, does it?
Lembas is Elven.