Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

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Steph L. - Feb 03, 2005 2:29:00 pm PST #3705 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What's "shortbread"? Because the only thing I can imagine is a loaf of bread on a table and Gus is standing next to it, in all its height, and raising an eyebrow. I could Google, but I like my mental picture too much.

No, that's exactly what shortbread is. And you have to have Gus standing next to it, otherwise it's not shortbread at all.

Next to Gus, ALL bread is shortbread. And let me tell you that fact really pisses off the pumpernickel.


DavidS - Feb 03, 2005 2:32:30 pm PST #3706 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And let me tell you that fact really pisses off the pumpernickel.

Yeah, but pumpernickel's a pissy little bitch.


Steph L. - Feb 03, 2005 2:34:10 pm PST #3707 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yeah, but pumpernickel's a pissy little bitch.

Sure, but its gripe is legit -- for bread, it's pretty tall. One of your taller breads. Until Gus comes along, that is. Then? Shortbread.


Gus - Feb 03, 2005 2:40:13 pm PST #3708 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Gus: Like pumpernickle bread, if pumpernickle was less of a pissy bitch.

Or human.


Nilly - Feb 03, 2005 2:45:29 pm PST #3709 of 10002
Swouncing

In Hebrew, pumpernickel is "shipon".That's the most creative thing I can post.


Beverly - Feb 03, 2005 2:49:45 pm PST #3710 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Nilly, shortbread is lembas.

At least that's what the Hobbit actors said the stuff they used as lembas most resembled, when asked about it.


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2005 2:50:12 pm PST #3711 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow, things really got hoppin' while I was on my way home.

I am petting the top of the cutest little Mac Mini that you ever did see....


Jesse - Feb 03, 2005 2:50:58 pm PST #3712 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Lembas is sweet? I figured lembas was like hard tack or whatever. Whatever hard tack is. But I guess that doesn't really fit into the Hobbit lifestyle, does it?


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2005 2:51:49 pm PST #3713 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I guess that doesn't really fit into the Hobbit lifestyle, does it?

Lembas is Elven.


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2005 2:51:54 pm PST #3714 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Isn't hard tack what sailors used to eat?