Oh, and who keeps sneaking up on me and turning on my scroll lock?
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 03, 2005 2:12:20 pm PST #3698 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2005 2:12:21 pm PST #3699 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
That only works if the beautiful woman is ita.
::get your mind out of the gutter:
Jesse - Feb 03, 2005 2:15:44 pm PST #3700 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Confession: I just had cookies for dinner. But they were really good! Lime-corn meal and ginger shortbread.
Nilly - Feb 03, 2005 2:19:26 pm PST #3701 of 10002
Swouncing
What's "shortbread"? Because the only thing I can imagine is a loaf of bread on a table and Gus is standing next to it, in all its height, and raising an eyebrow. I could Google, but I like my mental picture too much.
Jesse - Feb 03, 2005 2:22:29 pm PST #3702 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Then I won't spoil you, if you don't want.
DavidS - Feb 03, 2005 2:24:02 pm PST #3703 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What's "shortbread"? Because the only thing I can imagine is a loaf of bread on a table and Gus is standing next to it, in all its height, and raising an eyebrow. I could Google, but I like my mental picture too much.
No, that's exactly what shortbread is. And you have to have Gus standing next to it, otherwise it's not shortbread at all.
Gus - Feb 03, 2005 2:24:49 pm PST #3704 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
t crooks eyebrow at shortbread
t crooks eyebrow at "its"
Shortbread is a sweet carbohydrate-intensive thing, like a cookie or a (British) biscuit.
Steph L. - Feb 03, 2005 2:29:00 pm PST #3705 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
What's "shortbread"? Because the only thing I can imagine is a loaf of bread on a table and Gus is standing next to it, in all its height, and raising an eyebrow. I could Google, but I like my mental picture too much.
No, that's exactly what shortbread is. And you have to have Gus standing next to it, otherwise it's not shortbread at all.
Next to Gus, ALL bread is shortbread. And let me tell you that fact really pisses off the pumpernickel.
DavidS - Feb 03, 2005 2:32:30 pm PST #3706 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And let me tell you that fact really pisses off the pumpernickel.
Yeah, but pumpernickel's a pissy little bitch.
Steph L. - Feb 03, 2005 2:34:10 pm PST #3707 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Yeah, but pumpernickel's a pissy little bitch.
Sure, but its gripe is legit -- for bread, it's pretty tall. One of your taller breads. Until Gus comes along, that is. Then? Shortbread.