Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?

'Selfless'


Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Feb 03, 2005 2:07:15 pm PST #3697 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Gus is shattering all my illusions. I had imagined him as high-minded and beating off the beatiful women with a baseball bat.


§ ita § - Feb 03, 2005 2:12:20 pm PST #3698 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, and who keeps sneaking up on me and turning on my scroll lock?


Betsy HP - Feb 03, 2005 2:12:21 pm PST #3699 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

That only works if the beautiful woman is ita.

::get your mind out of the gutter:


Jesse - Feb 03, 2005 2:15:44 pm PST #3700 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Confession: I just had cookies for dinner. But they were really good! Lime-corn meal and ginger shortbread.


Nilly - Feb 03, 2005 2:19:26 pm PST #3701 of 10002
Swouncing

What's "shortbread"? Because the only thing I can imagine is a loaf of bread on a table and Gus is standing next to it, in all its height, and raising an eyebrow. I could Google, but I like my mental picture too much.


Jesse - Feb 03, 2005 2:22:29 pm PST #3702 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Then I won't spoil you, if you don't want.


DavidS - Feb 03, 2005 2:24:02 pm PST #3703 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What's "shortbread"? Because the only thing I can imagine is a loaf of bread on a table and Gus is standing next to it, in all its height, and raising an eyebrow. I could Google, but I like my mental picture too much.

No, that's exactly what shortbread is. And you have to have Gus standing next to it, otherwise it's not shortbread at all.


Gus - Feb 03, 2005 2:24:49 pm PST #3704 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

t crooks eyebrow at shortbread

t crooks eyebrow at "its"

Shortbread is a sweet carbohydrate-intensive thing, like a cookie or a (British) biscuit.


Steph L. - Feb 03, 2005 2:29:00 pm PST #3705 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What's "shortbread"? Because the only thing I can imagine is a loaf of bread on a table and Gus is standing next to it, in all its height, and raising an eyebrow. I could Google, but I like my mental picture too much.

No, that's exactly what shortbread is. And you have to have Gus standing next to it, otherwise it's not shortbread at all.

Next to Gus, ALL bread is shortbread. And let me tell you that fact really pisses off the pumpernickel.


DavidS - Feb 03, 2005 2:32:30 pm PST #3706 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And let me tell you that fact really pisses off the pumpernickel.

Yeah, but pumpernickel's a pissy little bitch.