2. Women can "grow breasts" if they want to get attention? WTF?!

he really should have said "buy breasts". Breasts are not chia pets. duh.

Schaal wasn't even close to being the funniest in her cast, but she's got a quirky look and voice that'll take her really far.

I don't know how she was then, but she's amazing now; Bob thinks she's the funniest woman he's ever met, IIRC. But you're right, her whole "look" is going to make her a star.

The "men are just funnier" thing just bothers me a lot- not least because my sister is (generally) a comedic actress and writer. He was writing it as a companion or commentary on the Summers remark, which I thought was just as dumb.

taxfreedom.com is, I think, Intuit's free filing site. But yeah, you can't get it free by doing it directly through the normal TurboTax site. We've used them for years and they're fabuloso. Even though they tell me I have to pay nearly a thousand dollars.

Still, this is good, because it means that I, not my government, has been putatively earning interest off the putative money that I owe them. Not that I did earn interest off it. But I could have.

What else? Oh, interestingly, in my first ever internet community, I was a) assumed to be male and b) thought funny.

Oh, and..

I, too, am without the commercial, Liese. Why so funny?

I cannot tell you. You must see the funny for yourself. But it contains a Buffista element of funny, particularly when one considers the swedish porn origins.

Women can "grow breasts" if they want to get attention? WTF?!

It's certainly why I grew mine.

Pants-hating coworker is in. She's wearing pants, so I ribbed her about it. It's unfair. I think I make her nervous so she says crazy stuff. She did get herself out of this morning's conversations with a slew of compliments I didn't have time to respond to.

2. Women can "grow breasts" if they want to get attention? WTF?!

Damn. No one told me this was an option. All that attention, lost.

nor do I need to access the "Ask the tax expert!" discussion board that they have from Feb. 1 to April 15, staffed by co-workers whose regular job is to write tax analysis for the Federal Tax Reporter we publish

So, we can just funnel our questions through you, then? (Kidding. I have stunningly easy taxes.)

Yeah, my taxes are so easy that it would make an accountant laugh. I think our accountant that's on our board is insulted that we don't bring them to him, but really, he would just transfer the information from our W2s to our 1040, and that's it, and TurboTax can do that just as easily.

And you know what, even with tits, it's not really us getting the attention- it's the tits. Like they're divorced from us (which it often feels like they are).

I don't know how she was then, but she's amazing now; Bob thinks she's the funniest woman he's ever met, IIRC.

Oh, how does he know her? (Me, college, obviously.) She was always good, but she was also part of one of the best Mee-ow casts in the troupe's history -- the people I saw her perform with were some of the best improvers I've ever seen, anywhere.