And you know what, even with tits, it's not really us getting the attention- it's the tits. Like they're divorced from us (which it often feels like they are).
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 32 Flavors and Then Some
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Feb 01, 2005 7:05:53 am PST #2808 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Jessica - Feb 01, 2005 7:06:16 am PST #2809 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I don't know how she was then, but she's amazing now; Bob thinks she's the funniest woman he's ever met, IIRC.
Oh, how does he know her? (Me, college, obviously.) She was always good, but she was also part of one of the best Mee-ow casts in the troupe's history -- the people I saw her perform with were some of the best improvers I've ever seen, anywhere.
bon bon - Feb 01, 2005 7:20:16 am PST #2810 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
He took a UCB class with her. She had/has a one-woman show at the PIT that was also pretty funny.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 01, 2005 7:24:53 am PST #2811 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
This year my bank seems to be dragging its feet about the 1099s, and for the first time I could have two (from savings account and Christmas club). Also, not sure if my stockbroker had my current address in time to send out that crucially important $3.50 dividend 1099 that forced me to abandon EZ forms.
I think I only have to pay state taxes in the state I earned money in, but better ask people down at Finance & Administration to make sure before filing.
sarameg - Feb 01, 2005 7:35:57 am PST #2812 of 10002
I got my 1099 ridiculously early. Like the first week of January. W2s came last week, but I have to check it. Apparently, some were mistakenly run on 2003 forms. Oops.
Can an ear have spasms? I swear mine is. It isn't sore anywhere and then all of a sudden it goes twingey, very much like muscle cramps do. Really weird. And annoying.
Kathy A - Feb 01, 2005 7:51:14 am PST #2813 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
So, we can just funnel our questions through you, then?
If it's a hard question, and you give me enough details to give to the expert, sure! I can disguise it as being for a relative (they can also use the free software).
DavidS - Feb 01, 2005 8:06:23 am PST #2814 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I forgot to report, Victor and Thessaly survived our air mattress. They were very cute with their hair sticking straight up like baby chicks. I gave them directions to find Zazie's for breakfast. Then they're driving back down to LA.
Lee - Feb 01, 2005 8:19:33 am PST #2815 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
rental doesn't have a tape drive).
I missed something, ita. Why do you have a rental car?
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2005 8:24:50 am PST #2816 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
60,000 mile service, Lee. Being responsible takes so much time, and involves waking up too early.
JenP - Feb 01, 2005 8:25:00 am PST #2817 of 10002
If it's a hard question, and you give me enough details to give to the expert, sure!
You are very kind. I have such boring finances.