'Origin'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Excellent. Props of any kind are essential.
Actually, I have something you might enjoy reading, Erin. It's a speech I made at my mentor's retirement party (who was the Best Teacher Evah, no kidding), but it talks about the top three myths of teaching. Would you like to take a look? It's even mildy funny.
Yes! I really, really would!
Could you do me a favor, in a couple of weeks? Maybe look at my teaching resume, and cover letter and tell me how suitable you think it is? Give me feedback?
Email addy is good.
Education classes, as a whole, are idiotically easy, PC.
Heh. Yeah, most of it seems pretty intuitive, just things I'd never actually considered with any sort of focus.
I wanna read the speech too, Kristin! Especially if there are funny hats involved.
To be fair, I have learned useful things. BUT -- the ratio of useful things learned to hours wasted is about...1 to 9.
And the academic rigor involved? Don't make me laugh.
I will insend to both of you in a second. Keep in mind that it is written as a speech and for a very specific audience. (There are no funny hats, but it is kinda funny.)
Erin, I would be absolutely thrilled to look at your teaching resume and cover letter (profile addy good), but what is really going to sell you is your teaching portfolio. If you want me to look at any of that at any point as well, just let me know.
Keep in mind that it is written as a speech and for a very specific audience.
Won't understand the references to cheese in the hair of the guy in the front row. Check.
Awww, Erin, I'm proud of you for dragging your sick ass and getting into work. I know that indolence is your natural state.
I know that indolence is your natural state.
Hee. You're so right! I'm tampering with the laws of nature with all this getting-up-early and going-faithfully-to-work bit and SHOULD STOP IMMEDIATELY, for the sake of the universe, or some such rot.
Sadly, I'm going to selfishly go about being upright and responsible citizen! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(It helps me to think of responsibility as being perverse.)
Responsibility is perverse!
Speaking of, I should probably take a shower and actually get something done today, huh.
Yo, me, too.
That latte is calling me.
Actually, yodeling at me in a milk-phlegmed voice. Still, strangely alluring.