Keep in mind that it is written as a speech and for a very specific audience.
Won't understand the references to cheese in the hair of the guy in the front row. Check.
River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2005 7:29:33 am PST #9378 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
DavidS - Feb 05, 2005 7:35:06 am PST #9379 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Awww, Erin, I'm proud of you for dragging your sick ass and getting into work. I know that indolence is your natural state.
Strix - Feb 05, 2005 7:38:09 am PST #9380 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I know that indolence is your natural state.
Hee. You're so right! I'm tampering with the laws of nature with all this getting-up-early and going-faithfully-to-work bit and SHOULD STOP IMMEDIATELY, for the sake of the universe, or some such rot.
Sadly, I'm going to selfishly go about being upright and responsible citizen! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(It helps me to think of responsibility as being perverse.)
Pix - Feb 05, 2005 7:41:40 am PST #9381 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Responsibility is perverse!
Speaking of, I should probably take a shower and actually get something done today, huh.
Strix - Feb 05, 2005 7:45:03 am PST #9382 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yo, me, too.
That latte is calling me.
Actually, yodeling at me in a milk-phlegmed voice. Still, strangely alluring.
vw bug - Feb 05, 2005 7:48:20 am PST #9383 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
I want Emily to wake up so we can have cinnamon rolls! t /selfish
Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2005 7:52:32 am PST #9384 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
She's still asleep? Now that's what I call indolence!
DavidS - Feb 05, 2005 7:52:37 am PST #9385 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Lattes have already been distributed in Chez Zmayhem.
We had pancakes (made with sour cream and lemon zest - go microplane!). Emmett got some Nieman Ranch apple smoked bacon (soooooooo goooooood).
We're watching Spongebob vs. the Tattletale Strangler, which has one of the funnier/more shocking moments in contemporary TV animation. To wit, "I'm trying! But my cleats are stuck in your corneas!"
Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2005 7:53:46 am PST #9386 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh! Speaking of Zmayhem, tell JZ the book made it here safely, and thanks! I don't know when I'll find time to read it, since I need to get momentum going on this bloody thesis, stat.
DavidS - Feb 05, 2005 7:55:32 am PST #9387 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oooh - she says she sent Land of Laughs. A thoroughly unique and rather disturbing, though also amazing book.