Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Feb 05, 2005 7:03:29 am PST #9364 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I so hear ya, sister.

I can't really complain though, since I'm going on a Carribean cruise in two weeks. Recharge, bay-bee, recharge!

Like a cat, I am solar powered.


Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2005 7:03:57 am PST #9365 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Kristin has a new tag.

beathen made French toast for us! Mmm.

Also, the Miracleborns are booked solid. There will be no Emeline today.


Strix - Feb 05, 2005 7:09:03 am PST #9366 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, I am SO jealous! I went to Mexico last year this week, so I can't complain.

I want me some tulips, though. Pretty, pretty tulips. *sigh*

I have been super-studious teacher girl in the last three weeks; I think I might go and get a latte and come back and work on my book. I'm feeling a little burnt on Effective Teaching Strategies.


Pix - Feb 05, 2005 7:12:09 am PST #9367 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh poor Erin. Come teach here! I would be a great cooperating teacher and would keep those "Effective Teaching Strategies" fresh and shiny.

(Effective Teaching Strategy #1: Have caffeine before school starts. #2: Read book before teaching it. #3: Wear funny hats....etc)

I haven't done that in a few years now, actually. I really need to get back to corrupting the new teachers molding the youth of America.

But see, with you, I wouldn't need to corrupt! It would be sympatico, I'm tellin' ya.


Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2005 7:15:26 am PST #9368 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

"Effective Teaching Strategies"

Ooh, I've been learning some of those in my teaching class. Apparently you're supposed to "know your audience" and "actually care whether your students are learning" or something.


Pix - Feb 05, 2005 7:17:02 am PST #9369 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Man, they never teach you guys about the power of the funny hats.


Strix - Feb 05, 2005 7:19:26 am PST #9370 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm going to use a Santa Scottie dog and a stuffed tortoise to stage the dogfights from "White Fang" next week.

The Scottie dog is wearing a hat. Is that close enough?


Polter-Cow - Feb 05, 2005 7:20:35 am PST #9371 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Next Friday I have to give a ten-minute presentation. I'm thinking of showing the projector scene in "Hush" and discussing the elements of comedy and drama.


Strix - Feb 05, 2005 7:22:11 am PST #9372 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Education classes, as a whole, are idiotically easy, PC. If you manage to speak a coherent sentence, you are lauded as a genius.

Bitter that I spent 30,000 on this? NOOOOT me.


Pix - Feb 05, 2005 7:22:12 am PST #9373 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Excellent. Props of any kind are essential.

Actually, I have something you might enjoy reading, Erin. It's a speech I made at my mentor's retirement party (who was the Best Teacher Evah, no kidding), but it talks about the top three myths of teaching. Would you like to take a look? It's even mildy funny.