You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Feb 04, 2005 12:52:56 pm PST #9245 of 10002
brillig

Heh. Original weapons of mass destruction crosspost.


DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 12:53:45 pm PST #9246 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The sheep, however, have been observed to run like hell when a cloud's shadow passes over them.

Heh heh.


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 1:00:02 pm PST #9247 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But on a serious side:

Recently there have been attemtps by people in England to hurl people using a large trebuchet. Several people were badly hurt- one person ruptured his liver and another person broke her pelvis.

Sadly, and most recently, a student was killed when he missed the landing zone and hit the ground. People were arrested and there is a criminal case pending. Worst of all, someone died.

If you endeavor to repeat a similar stunt, YOU COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT OR KILLED! DON'T DO IT.

This warning, of course, is from people who have done it. [link]


Connie Neil - Feb 04, 2005 1:04:55 pm PST #9248 of 10002
brillig

Oh, yeah, the folks doing the flinging into the water. Damn, the g-forces alone would be hell on an unsecured person. I'm amazed it wasn't a snapped neck.

Still . . . It'd be the kind of thing you'd think of doing if your doctor said, "You've got six months to live, go, have fun."


erikaj - Feb 04, 2005 1:07:25 pm PST #9249 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Thinking of Chris' piano fling. Only vaguely on topic, but a very happy television memory that pops in my head at weird times.


Jen - Feb 04, 2005 1:09:53 pm PST #9250 of 10002
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

When I had mono, the docter told me that I could have been carrying it for a while and only got sick because I was under a lot of stress at the time.

The virus that causes infectious mononucleosis is Epstein-Barr, and by the time you get to your 30s, nearly everyone (in the United States, at least) has been exposed to it at least once and is therefore a carrier.

In young children, active illness resembles any other minor viral illness; it's "self-limiting," meaning it goes away on its own like the common cold.

If a person avoids exposure to EBV as a child and only becomes exposed during adolescence or young adulthood, roughly half will still be asymptomatic and/or very mildly ill, but the other half will get the swollen glands and paralyzing fatigue that everyone thinks of when they hear mono. It's not wildly common to get to adolescence without being exposed to EBV, so most people go through life without ever getting really sick from it.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 1:11:26 pm PST #9251 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It'd be the kind of thing you'd think of doing if your doctor said, "You've got six months to live, go, have fun."

And don't mind spending the last five in a hospital bed, with something breathing for you.


Java cat - Feb 04, 2005 1:13:28 pm PST #9252 of 10002
Not javachik

::shuddering at the thought of BEING flung::

Chris who?


DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 1:14:19 pm PST #9253 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Chris who?

Chris in the Morning on Northern Exposure, who flung a piano.


Ginger - Feb 04, 2005 1:14:35 pm PST #9254 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Chris on Northern Exposure