It'd be the kind of thing you'd think of doing if your doctor said, "You've got six months to live, go, have fun."
And don't mind spending the last five in a hospital bed, with something breathing for you.
Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.
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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 1:11:26 pm PST #9251 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Java cat - Feb 04, 2005 1:13:28 pm PST #9252 of 10002
Not javachik
::shuddering at the thought of BEING flung::
Chris who?
DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 1:14:19 pm PST #9253 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Chris who?
Chris in the Morning on Northern Exposure, who flung a piano.
Ginger - Feb 04, 2005 1:14:35 pm PST #9254 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Chris on Northern Exposure
Java cat - Feb 04, 2005 1:15:59 pm PST #9255 of 10002
Not javachik
Chris in the Morning! swoon I love Chris in the Morning and wish it was a real radio show. Teri Gross and Fresh Air scratch the itch, though.
tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 1:16:09 pm PST #9256 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Henceforth, today shall be known as The Day of the Trebuchet X-Posts.
WindSparrow - Feb 04, 2005 1:16:15 pm PST #9257 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I wanna fling dead cars.
Connie Neil - Feb 04, 2005 1:21:59 pm PST #9258 of 10002
brillig
I wanna fling dead cars.
I can't decide if dead pianos would be more fun. Crunch of wood and twanging of strings vs. crashing glass and smashing metal.
We should try both.
tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 1:25:21 pm PST #9259 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We should try both.
At the same time. From opposite directions. So they collide in midair. And then explode. Yes, the piano too.
Java cat - Feb 04, 2005 1:27:11 pm PST #9260 of 10002
Not javachik
Pianos would be more fun, I'd think.
Remember the Big Gi-hugic Earth Day celebration, when was that, 1993 or something? BART, the subway operator in the Bay Area, had a "smash the car" event with a beater car and sledgehammers. It wasn't nearly as satisfying as you'd think. Well, maybe for the people who got first swing at the windshield and headlights, but things like body? just kind of went "thump" and hurt a little if you swung really hard. It's not the same thing as flinging, but there must be some analogy to be gleaned. Anyway, it's my only experience with car vandalism, such as it was.
But the sound of a piano ought to be WAY fun.