Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


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Jen - Feb 04, 2005 1:09:53 pm PST #9250 of 10002
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

When I had mono, the docter told me that I could have been carrying it for a while and only got sick because I was under a lot of stress at the time.

The virus that causes infectious mononucleosis is Epstein-Barr, and by the time you get to your 30s, nearly everyone (in the United States, at least) has been exposed to it at least once and is therefore a carrier.

In young children, active illness resembles any other minor viral illness; it's "self-limiting," meaning it goes away on its own like the common cold.

If a person avoids exposure to EBV as a child and only becomes exposed during adolescence or young adulthood, roughly half will still be asymptomatic and/or very mildly ill, but the other half will get the swollen glands and paralyzing fatigue that everyone thinks of when they hear mono. It's not wildly common to get to adolescence without being exposed to EBV, so most people go through life without ever getting really sick from it.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 1:11:26 pm PST #9251 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It'd be the kind of thing you'd think of doing if your doctor said, "You've got six months to live, go, have fun."

And don't mind spending the last five in a hospital bed, with something breathing for you.


Java cat - Feb 04, 2005 1:13:28 pm PST #9252 of 10002
Not javachik

::shuddering at the thought of BEING flung::

Chris who?


DavidS - Feb 04, 2005 1:14:19 pm PST #9253 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Chris who?

Chris in the Morning on Northern Exposure, who flung a piano.


Ginger - Feb 04, 2005 1:14:35 pm PST #9254 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Chris on Northern Exposure


Java cat - Feb 04, 2005 1:15:59 pm PST #9255 of 10002
Not javachik

Chris in the Morning! swoon I love Chris in the Morning and wish it was a real radio show. Teri Gross and Fresh Air scratch the itch, though.


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 1:16:09 pm PST #9256 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Henceforth, today shall be known as The Day of the Trebuchet X-Posts.


WindSparrow - Feb 04, 2005 1:16:15 pm PST #9257 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I wanna fling dead cars.


Connie Neil - Feb 04, 2005 1:21:59 pm PST #9258 of 10002
brillig

I wanna fling dead cars.

I can't decide if dead pianos would be more fun. Crunch of wood and twanging of strings vs. crashing glass and smashing metal.

We should try both.


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 1:25:21 pm PST #9259 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We should try both.

At the same time. From opposite directions. So they collide in midair. And then explode. Yes, the piano too.