Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

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Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jan 03, 2005 7:42:59 am PST #886 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

just working on my plan to be The Nicest East-Coaster.

Aren't you going to have to arm wrestle msbelle for the title?


Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2005 7:44:12 am PST #887 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aren't you going to have to arm wrestle msbelle for the title?

I'm hoping she'll backslide somehow. But given her inclinations to send out baked goods to people at the drop of a hat, I don't see it happening.


DavidS - Jan 03, 2005 7:44:13 am PST #888 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aren't you going to have to arm wrestle msbelle for the title?

I would like to point out that while she was at Columbia, msbelle got into a fistfight. With one of the college football players.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2005 7:44:55 am PST #889 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I would like to point out that while she was at Columbia, msbelle got into a fistfight. With one of the college football players.

I did *not* know that Columbia had a football team.


Lilty Cash - Jan 03, 2005 7:46:08 am PST #890 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Just you guys wait. One of these days I'll learn how to cook, and I'll throw a big party, and I'll kick your asses with niceness!!

Smiles sweetly.


vw bug - Jan 03, 2005 7:46:53 am PST #891 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I'm off to Target without a list. This could be dangerous. Wish my checking account luck!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 03, 2005 7:48:41 am PST #892 of 10002
What is even happening?

Oh, to live in Julia's world...

She just came over and said to me, "Mommy, when I'm a teenager, and I have a boyfriend and a cell phone, if I want to break up with him, I'm just gonna call him up and say, 'We're breaking up'." Then she flipped her toy phone closed.

I said, "Oh, you don't do that."

"You don't?"

"No. Not that you can't break up with boys. You can and will. But you have to recognize they have feelings that could be hurt."

"Okay, then I'll call up and say, 'Sorry, but I have a new boyfriend, now'."

I said, "Well, you really shouldn't break up with someone on the phone. You do it in person, and you say something like, 'I'm sorry, but I don't think this is working out between us. I think we should stop dating'."

"Oh. Okay. Did you ever break up with any boys, Mommy?"

"Yes."

"How many?"

"I don't know. I think I did the breaking up with most of the boys I dated," I said.

"Well yeah," she laughed. "It would be pretty *sad* if a boy ever broke up with a girl!"

"Oh no, Julia. Boys break up with girls all the time, too. It's probably pretty even."

"Oh, I *don't* think so, Mommy. I don't think so."


Deena - Jan 03, 2005 7:49:00 am PST #893 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh dear, the Canadian gifts are arriving. I really AM late. However, I am happy to report that my gift went out priority this morning and should arrive at its destination in 3-4 days, so they say.


Jessica - Jan 03, 2005 7:49:02 am PST #894 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oy, I'm so hungry. Can feel headache coming on. Receptionist not due back for another 15 minutes. May die! Send help!


Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2005 7:52:44 am PST #895 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Ganked from Manolo's Shoe Blog:

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