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Topic!Cindy - Jan 03, 2005 7:48:41 am PST #892 of 10002

What is even happening?

Oh, to live in Julia's world...

She just came over and said to me, "Mommy, when I'm a teenager, and I have a boyfriend and a cell phone, if I want to break up with him, I'm just gonna call him up and say, 'We're breaking up'." Then she flipped her toy phone closed.

I said, "Oh, you don't do that."

"You don't?"

"No. Not that you can't break up with boys. You can and will. But you have to recognize they have feelings that could be hurt."

"Okay, then I'll call up and say, 'Sorry, but I have a new boyfriend, now'."

I said, "Well, you really shouldn't break up with someone on the phone. You do it in person, and you say something like, 'I'm sorry, but I don't think this is working out between us. I think we should stop dating'."

"Oh. Okay. Did you ever break up with any boys, Mommy?"

"Yes."

"How many?"

"I don't know. I think I did the breaking up with most of the boys I dated," I said.

"Well yeah," she laughed. "It would be pretty *sad* if a boy ever broke up with a girl!"

"Oh no, Julia. Boys break up with girls all the time, too. It's probably pretty even."

"Oh, I *don't* think so, Mommy. I don't think so."

Deena - Jan 03, 2005 7:49:00 am PST #893 of 10002

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh dear, the Canadian gifts are arriving. I really AM late. However, I am happy to report that my gift went out priority this morning and should arrive at its destination in 3-4 days, so they say.

Jessica - Jan 03, 2005 7:49:02 am PST #894 of 10002

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oy, I'm so hungry. Can feel headache coming on. Receptionist not due back for another 15 minutes. May die! Send help!

Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2005 7:52:44 am PST #895 of 10002

If I only had a brain...

Ganked from Manolo's Shoe Blog:

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Lilty Cash - Jan 03, 2005 7:53:48 am PST #896 of 10002

"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I heart Julia. That is all.

Jessica - Jan 03, 2005 7:54:15 am PST #897 of 10002

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

And now Betsy's blinded me. Woe, woe is me!

Steph L. - Jan 03, 2005 7:54:23 am PST #898 of 10002

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

"Okay, then I'll call up and say, 'Sorry, but I have a new boyfriend, now'."

She's gonna break hearts, that one.

Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2005 7:54:33 am PST #899 of 10002

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

However, I am happy to report that my gift went out priority this morning and should arrive at its destination in 3-4 days, so they say.

Did you recover all the Kara-pilfered items?

Amy - Jan 03, 2005 7:54:40 am PST #900 of 10002

Because books.

Timelies. It's Monday. The holidays are over. I need chocolate.

And everyone's getting their hair cut except me. Where are the scissors again...?

"Oh, I *don't* think so, Mommy. I don't think so."

Ah, innocence.

Jessica - Jan 03, 2005 7:55:19 am PST #901 of 10002

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

"Oh, I *don't* think so, Mommy. I don't think so."

And Cindy's broken my heart AND my ovaries. I may never walk again.

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