Ganked from Manolo's Shoe Blog:
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Betsy HP - Jan 03, 2005 7:52:44 am PST #895 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Lilty Cash - Jan 03, 2005 7:53:48 am PST #896 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I heart Julia. That is all.
Jessica - Jan 03, 2005 7:54:15 am PST #897 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
And now Betsy's blinded me. Woe, woe is me!
Steph L. - Jan 03, 2005 7:54:23 am PST #898 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
"Okay, then I'll call up and say, 'Sorry, but I have a new boyfriend, now'."
She's gonna break hearts, that one.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2005 7:54:33 am PST #899 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
However, I am happy to report that my gift went out priority this morning and should arrive at its destination in 3-4 days, so they say.
Did you recover all the Kara-pilfered items?
Amy - Jan 03, 2005 7:54:40 am PST #900 of 10002
Because books.
Timelies. It's Monday. The holidays are over. I need chocolate.
And everyone's getting their hair cut except me. Where are the scissors again...?
"Oh, I *don't* think so, Mommy. I don't think so."
Ah, innocence.
Jessica - Jan 03, 2005 7:55:19 am PST #901 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
"Oh, I *don't* think so, Mommy. I don't think so."
And Cindy's broken my heart AND my ovaries. I may never walk again.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2005 7:55:38 am PST #902 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Julia is the cutest.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2005 7:55:56 am PST #903 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Receptionist not due back for another 15 minutes. May die! Send help!You'll have to resort to cannibalism.
Deena - Jan 03, 2005 8:02:39 am PST #904 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Well, I was going to include a very pretty Christmas card, but those never reappeared, so I put in a Bantock card instead. The tin in which some of the gifty things were going to reside was, indeed, found! An hour after the gift went into the mail. Also? It was base calumny. Aidan was the culprit in that one. If Kara had stolen it we would have found it with small toys in it under her bed or something and she would have said things like, "Aidan DID IT!" and "I don't KNOW how it got there!" Instead, we found it underneath the basement stairs, indicating a toy-under-stair-thrower of some skill. That's Aidan. Of course, she had stolen it before, which is why we assumed she did it the second time.