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Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 30, 2005 5:43:32 pm PST #8199 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Too many weapons unused.

Yeah, speaking of which, have you seen Beautiful Boxer yet? C'mon boxing and pretty men in eye makeup. It's like they made it for you.


Cass - Jan 30, 2005 5:51:34 pm PST #8200 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My tv just said, in all fucking seriousness, "Earthquakes don't kill people, buildings do."

Disclaimer: I get that this is technically true, but I don't think the buildings are really making a choice to kill.

Friends don't let friends snark alone. I think a passel of Buffista should come watch tv with me right now.

A friend of mine in college once did a whole lot of drugs and thought a building (erika, the blue-neon outlined BofA building in Mesa) was chasing her.

I'm not doing any drugs (okay, some Advil and a couple of Benedryl but nothing that should be making the tv so funny) even.

I am imagining gangs of murderous buildings roaming the streets.


Jessica - Jan 30, 2005 5:53:45 pm PST #8201 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I am imagining gangs of murderous buildings roaming the streets.

That was a Monty Python animation, wasn't it?


DavidS - Jan 30, 2005 5:55:33 pm PST #8202 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That was a Monty Python animation, wasn't it?

No, I think that was a video for They Might Be Giants.


Daisy Jane - Jan 30, 2005 5:56:29 pm PST #8203 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The MP sketch started with roving bands of old ladies, then trash bins, then buildings.


Trudy Booth - Jan 30, 2005 5:57:38 pm PST #8204 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I took a nap and woke up wrong. I hate that.

And now Spike can smack you around but that's ok 'cause you sorta like it?


DavidS - Jan 30, 2005 5:57:48 pm PST #8205 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The MP sketch started with roving bands of old ladies, then trash bins, then buildings.

"MP" evokes Military Police, which makes this a very different skit than the one you are alluding to.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2005 5:59:28 pm PST #8206 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was that the MP sketch that had the giant bipedal cats destroying buildings?


Cashmere - Jan 30, 2005 6:01:23 pm PST #8207 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

They had a "spanking alley" for the girls who had to go to the penaly box

Mmmmmmm. *blink* Where am I?


Cass - Jan 30, 2005 6:03:44 pm PST #8208 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

See??? You all have wacky brains too. I like that.

I'd forgotten about that MP sketch. I still don't recall it having bipedal cats which is a shame because it sounds funny.