Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jan 24, 2005 12:19:18 pm PST #6971 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You know, I sleep with one Australian, and I'm all pretending I know anything.

'Sok, that's all I've racked up too.

Probably not the same one, admittedly.


Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2005 12:19:38 pm PST #6972 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Perhaps you need to iterate. What happens if you sleep with two Australians?


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2005 12:20:07 pm PST #6973 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hubris = irony?

No, but my assertion is both hubris-filled, and ironic, because I didn't really mean what I seem to have said.


billytea - Jan 24, 2005 12:20:51 pm PST #6974 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Perhaps you need to iterate. What happens if you sleep with two Australians?

Your voice will surely be drowned out by the chorus of Crikeys.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2005 12:21:05 pm PST #6975 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What happens if you sleep with two Australians?

I'm not sure two is enough. Send me Rafter and Philippoussis.


Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2005 12:23:21 pm PST #6976 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

t crikeys


Cass - Jan 24, 2005 12:23:47 pm PST #6977 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

What happens if you sleep with two Australians?
If Coupling is to be believed you start getting bars named after you eventually.

Or you get a sheep.


billytea - Jan 24, 2005 12:28:17 pm PST #6978 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Or you get a sheep.

No, no, that's New Zealanders.


Cass - Jan 24, 2005 12:33:15 pm PST #6979 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

hangs head in cultural shame

Now I am hungry for lamb...


billytea - Jan 24, 2005 12:43:04 pm PST #6980 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Now I am hungry for lamb...

Mmm, lamb. I have eaten much lamb since coming home. And many pies. I have pies in my freezer right now. I have lamb pies in my freezer right now.

Best so far: a Moroccan lamb pizza with a yoghurt sauce, eaten at a local winery (Shadowfax, for those who are interested).