What happens if you sleep with two Australians?If Coupling is to be believed you start getting bars named after you eventually.
Or you get a sheep.
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Jan 24, 2005 12:23:47 pm PST #6977 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
billytea - Jan 24, 2005 12:28:17 pm PST #6978 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Or you get a sheep.
No, no, that's New Zealanders.
Cass - Jan 24, 2005 12:33:15 pm PST #6979 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
hangs head in cultural shame
Now I am hungry for lamb...
billytea - Jan 24, 2005 12:43:04 pm PST #6980 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Now I am hungry for lamb...
Mmm, lamb. I have eaten much lamb since coming home. And many pies. I have pies in my freezer right now. I have lamb pies in my freezer right now.
Best so far: a Moroccan lamb pizza with a yoghurt sauce, eaten at a local winery (Shadowfax, for those who are interested).
Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2005 12:46:34 pm PST #6981 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Ur... shouldn't that be a horse pizza?
billytea - Jan 24, 2005 12:50:50 pm PST #6982 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ur... shouldn't that be a horse pizza?
Yes. I'm sure that after the War of the Ring, Gandalf celebrated by eating his horse.
Jessica - Jan 24, 2005 12:52:08 pm PST #6983 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Thank you, billytea, for making me laugh hard enough that all urges to respond "Nay" have been successfully quashed.
Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2005 12:52:26 pm PST #6984 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Well, it wasn't as if he was planning on riding anyplace.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2005 12:54:07 pm PST #6985 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm glad your urges are quelled, Jessica.
Meanwhile, my head is filled with the idea of Aragorn eating his horse.
If you know what I mean.
Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2005 12:55:31 pm PST #6986 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Oh, please God, let me not know. Or let you not be thinking what I think you might be thinking.