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Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2005 12:46:34 pm PST #6981 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Ur... shouldn't that be a horse pizza?


billytea - Jan 24, 2005 12:50:50 pm PST #6982 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ur... shouldn't that be a horse pizza?

Yes. I'm sure that after the War of the Ring, Gandalf celebrated by eating his horse.


Jessica - Jan 24, 2005 12:52:08 pm PST #6983 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thank you, billytea, for making me laugh hard enough that all urges to respond "Nay" have been successfully quashed.


Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2005 12:52:26 pm PST #6984 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Well, it wasn't as if he was planning on riding anyplace.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2005 12:54:07 pm PST #6985 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm glad your urges are quelled, Jessica.

Meanwhile, my head is filled with the idea of Aragorn eating his horse.

If you know what I mean.


Betsy HP - Jan 24, 2005 12:55:31 pm PST #6986 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Oh, please God, let me not know. Or let you not be thinking what I think you might be thinking.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 24, 2005 12:55:36 pm PST #6987 of 10002
What is even happening?

Didn't anyone scrub ita's brain, yet?

Oh well, these cats aren't going to stack themselves.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2005 12:56:13 pm PST #6988 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Or let you not be thinking what I think you might be thinking.

Their love might not be pure, but TTT made it almost canon.


Pix - Jan 24, 2005 12:56:18 pm PST #6989 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Oh well, these cats aren't going to stack themselves.

BWAH!!!


Jessica - Jan 24, 2005 12:56:54 pm PST #6990 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not listening! Not listening! t /Smeagol