Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Jan 19, 2005 5:55:07 pm PST #5898 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sean sweety, I'll throw you a birthday party. I just did a 40th for DH and a 13th for #1. I got lotsa practice.

Perfect!


DavidS - Jan 19, 2005 5:55:14 pm PST #5899 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What if I bat my eyes winningly?

Then I would have to give you some extremely tasty tart.

please note the complete lack of abandonment

Laura may have some time.

This is easily the best merengue I've ever had. Maybe 'cuz it's organic or something.


P.M. Marc - Jan 19, 2005 6:02:06 pm PST #5900 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I Snopes smack all the time. It's great!

I did rip into my mother for forwarding shit about which she should know better, at which point she confessed that half the time, she didn't read the things.


Pix - Jan 19, 2005 6:03:16 pm PST #5901 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Too late! Laura is going to feed me birthday key lime. I am happy.


DavidS - Jan 19, 2005 6:04:27 pm PST #5902 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Too late! Laura is going to feed me birthday key lime. I am happy.

You spurn my tart? Faithless wench! Get back to your grading. Out!


Pix - Jan 19, 2005 6:12:19 pm PST #5903 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I am a faithless wench, but I'm a faithless wench with birthday key lime.

Ha!


Laura - Jan 19, 2005 6:16:25 pm PST #5904 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

I Snopes smack all the time. It's great!

Why am I not surprised that so many of us enjoy this?

Well. I was trying to skim a few hundred posts to catch up, but too tired now. I was up 17 hours ago making breakfast and getting #2 ready for school, then shocking #1 with french toast in bed for his big teenage day.

Maybe 'cuz it's organic or something.

MIL just got home from her gall bladder removal and wonderful SIL has made it her project to fix her mother's diet. SIL is vegan. She made MIL organic veg soup which was mighty tasty, but MIL was more than shocked that it was $45 for the fixin's. I promised to sneak her in some junk food.


Jessica - Jan 19, 2005 6:20:41 pm PST #5905 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My aunt Leona (my dad's dad's sister, is that "once removed"?) forwarded an email about how Pepsi cans are putting out a new patriotic can with the pledge of allegence, but omitting the words "Under God".

Great-Aunt, and you did everyone on that list a favor. Or at the very least, you did yourself a favor and none of them will ever send you a forward ever again.)


Ginger - Jan 19, 2005 6:23:20 pm PST #5906 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

After taunting me with his tart, Hec abandoned me. I just want to point this out.

I read this with an entirely different interpretation of "tart."

askye, did everything work out with the thing you were worried about last night?

Hec, it sounds like you're feeling better, except for that ugly "work" thing.

I usually got a birthday chess pie growing up. Umm. Pie.


Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2005 6:23:36 pm PST #5907 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

P-C around? I've got his favorite band here.