What if I bat my eyes winningly?
Then I would have to give you some extremely tasty tart.
please note the complete lack of abandonment
Laura may have some time.
This is easily the best merengue I've ever had. Maybe 'cuz it's organic or something.
'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
What if I bat my eyes winningly?
Then I would have to give you some extremely tasty tart.
please note the complete lack of abandonment
Laura may have some time.
This is easily the best merengue I've ever had. Maybe 'cuz it's organic or something.
I Snopes smack all the time. It's great!
I did rip into my mother for forwarding shit about which she should know better, at which point she confessed that half the time, she didn't read the things.
Too late! Laura is going to feed me birthday key lime. I am happy.
Too late! Laura is going to feed me birthday key lime. I am happy.
You spurn my tart? Faithless wench! Get back to your grading. Out!
I am a faithless wench, but I'm a faithless wench with birthday key lime.
Ha!
I Snopes smack all the time. It's great!
Why am I not surprised that so many of us enjoy this?
Well. I was trying to skim a few hundred posts to catch up, but too tired now. I was up 17 hours ago making breakfast and getting #2 ready for school, then shocking #1 with french toast in bed for his big teenage day.
Maybe 'cuz it's organic or something.
MIL just got home from her gall bladder removal and wonderful SIL has made it her project to fix her mother's diet. SIL is vegan. She made MIL organic veg soup which was mighty tasty, but MIL was more than shocked that it was $45 for the fixin's. I promised to sneak her in some junk food.
My aunt Leona (my dad's dad's sister, is that "once removed"?) forwarded an email about how Pepsi cans are putting out a new patriotic can with the pledge of allegence, but omitting the words "Under God".
Great-Aunt, and you did everyone on that list a favor. Or at the very least, you did yourself a favor and none of them will ever send you a forward ever again.)
After taunting me with his tart, Hec abandoned me. I just want to point this out.
I read this with an entirely different interpretation of "tart."
askye, did everything work out with the thing you were worried about last night?
Hec, it sounds like you're feeling better, except for that ugly "work" thing.
I usually got a birthday chess pie growing up. Umm. Pie.
P-C around? I've got his favorite band here.
HELLO TRENT REZNOR!!
Oh, you're talking about Max Cady, aren't you.
HELLO MAX CADY!!