I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beathen - Jan 17, 2005 1:16:06 pm PST #5023 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

my father - a world-class musician - never allowed me near formal musical education; he said the imposition of too much artificial structure on individual creativity had rotted more good musical brains than opium ever had.

I agree. Formally trained musicians get so roped into reading music that when they have to create a piece of music, it's a lot harder.

Lillian Elizabeth

I love the name!

But I want to trade her in for a better, nicer model.

Check ebay, you can find everything there.

There's this cow next door. Every now and then, it will moo like the dickens. And it never stops being funny.

HAHAHA! This is so funny. and random. (I love it)


Polter-Cow - Jan 17, 2005 1:18:04 pm PST #5024 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

HAHAHA! This is so funny. and random. (I love it)

Seriously. The motherfucker bellowed. I laugh just thinking about the sound.


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 1:18:33 pm PST #5025 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

A friend of mine has big, perky natural boobs. It's so weird, whenever she wears a bathing, suit me and another friend always go up and start poking at them, just to make sure they're still firm. (She's a modest girl) and dammit, she's 31 and they're like fucking squishy rocks.

We hate her.


beathen - Jan 17, 2005 1:19:10 pm PST #5026 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Seriously. The motherfucker bellowed. I laugh just thinking about the sound.

I hope it didn't happen in the middle of the night, though. During the day I suppose it would be tolerable and funny, but at night, that would be downright creepy.


Polter-Cow - Jan 17, 2005 1:21:02 pm PST #5027 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I hope it didn't happen in the middle of the night, though. During the day I suppose it would be tolerable and funny, but at night, that would be downright creepy.

Yeesh. You're right. Now I'm shuddering.


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 1:22:42 pm PST #5028 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Vampire Cow!!!


beathen - Jan 17, 2005 1:23:59 pm PST #5029 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

IOmeN, I went shopping today since I had the day off. I traveled an hour down to Kalamazoo, through the snow, because the closest store that I needed to go to, Frederick's of Hollywood, was down there (and not in Grand Rapids). I now have 4 new bras for half the price. I love sales! But seriously, the bras last forever. Plus, I got some lotion and perfume, a free purse and a free circular box.


DavidS - Jan 17, 2005 1:24:15 pm PST #5030 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just ordered a bra in a 38G.

Yee gods. You could knock somebody out with one of those.

Emmett had a hard time latching on, because his mother's breasts were so filled with milk, the aureole was stretched taut and flat. A little too much of a good thing. Breast feeding doesn't always come easy.


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 1:31:32 pm PST #5031 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I don't know anyone who's had breastfeeding come really easily. It's amazing the human race hasn't starved to death in infancy.


P.M. Marc - Jan 17, 2005 1:37:15 pm PST #5032 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yee gods. You could knock somebody out with one of those.

They're attempting to keep the boob/belly ratio even, you see.

I don't want to break it to them, but they're doomed to failure. My waist *finally* broke the 40" mark after lingering at about 38" for what felt like forever. (Yes, I've been measuring to reassure myself that I'm actually growing. Yes, I know that makes me a big freak.)