I just ordered a bra in a 38G.
Yee gods. You could knock somebody out with one of those.
Emmett had a hard time latching on, because his mother's breasts were so filled with milk, the aureole was stretched taut and flat. A little too much of a good thing. Breast feeding doesn't always come easy.
I don't know anyone who's had breastfeeding come really easily. It's amazing the human race hasn't starved to death in infancy.
Yee gods. You could knock somebody out with one of those.
They're attempting to keep the boob/belly ratio even, you see.
I don't want to break it to them, but they're doomed to failure. My waist *finally* broke the 40" mark after lingering at about 38" for what felt like forever. (Yes, I've been measuring to reassure myself that I'm actually growing. Yes, I know that makes me a big freak.)
Oh Christ. I think I figured out how to keep the
Buffy
reference. I'm using a vampire metaphor.
If this goes through, it'll be the best thing ever.
Damn, if only it would work properly!
Am I to understand that a certain Erin person has shown up and copped an attitude re: our relative porntasticness?
I hope you'll share the finished product, P-C. 'Cause I can't wait to read it!
Trudy, Erin brought porn. Porn not to be believed. The feathered buttplug even made cross-thread pollination.
Hi, Trudy!
I was thinking about you the other day because Deb's daughter had a brush with Paul McCartney.