Jayne ,'The Train Job'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
A friend of mine has big, perky natural boobs. It's so weird, whenever she wears a bathing, suit me and another friend always go up and start poking at them, just to make sure they're still firm. (She's a modest girl) and dammit, she's 31 and they're like fucking squishy rocks.
We hate her.
Seriously. The motherfucker bellowed. I laugh just thinking about the sound.
I hope it didn't happen in the middle of the night, though. During the day I suppose it would be tolerable and funny, but at night, that would be downright creepy.
I hope it didn't happen in the middle of the night, though. During the day I suppose it would be tolerable and funny, but at night, that would be downright creepy.
Yeesh. You're right. Now I'm shuddering.
Vampire Cow!!!
IOmeN, I went shopping today since I had the day off. I traveled an hour down to Kalamazoo, through the snow, because the closest store that I needed to go to, Frederick's of Hollywood, was down there (and not in Grand Rapids). I now have 4 new bras for half the price. I love sales! But seriously, the bras last forever. Plus, I got some lotion and perfume, a free purse and a free circular box.
I just ordered a bra in a 38G.
Yee gods. You could knock somebody out with one of those.
Emmett had a hard time latching on, because his mother's breasts were so filled with milk, the aureole was stretched taut and flat. A little too much of a good thing. Breast feeding doesn't always come easy.
I don't know anyone who's had breastfeeding come really easily. It's amazing the human race hasn't starved to death in infancy.
Yee gods. You could knock somebody out with one of those.
They're attempting to keep the boob/belly ratio even, you see.
I don't want to break it to them, but they're doomed to failure. My waist *finally* broke the 40" mark after lingering at about 38" for what felt like forever. (Yes, I've been measuring to reassure myself that I'm actually growing. Yes, I know that makes me a big freak.)
Oh Christ. I think I figured out how to keep the Buffy reference. I'm using a vampire metaphor.
If this goes through, it'll be the best thing ever.
Damn, if only it would work properly!
Am I to understand that a certain Erin person has shown up and copped an attitude re: our relative porntasticness?