Ro, the really sad this is that this:
oh speaking of credit card numbers you know that i don't really want an online store, but i want people to be able to buy things right?
kind of perfectly describes my department's website...
Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
'Life of the Party'
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Jessica - Jan 10, 2005 11:18:11 am PST #2825 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
P.M. Marc - Jan 10, 2005 11:19:45 am PST #2826 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
It looks like the sort of Starbucks drink that looks good on paper, but will in fact taste terrible.
The had samples. It was like drinking brownie batter. Far too sweet for me, I fear.
Astarte - Jan 10, 2005 11:20:22 am PST #2827 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Clueless people are skeery...
Jessica - Jan 10, 2005 11:23:26 am PST #2828 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(To be fair, the kind of selling we do really does require person-to-person contact, because the pricing will vary depending on the kind of usage the client wants. But still. Amusing.)
Cass - Jan 10, 2005 11:23:27 am PST #2829 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
exhales
I can finally breathe again.
I have to run one last mega-important errand right now but I think I am going to do one last post when I get back detailing exactly what everyone helped me get through. If only so I can finally say all of it out loud.
There is just not enough thanks in the world...
Astarte - Jan 10, 2005 11:26:41 am PST #2830 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Yeah, I can see that, Jess, but still...
Skeery.
-t - Jan 10, 2005 11:30:15 am PST #2831 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Brownie batter is tasty. I think I coudl drink 6 oz of it now and then.
erikaj - Jan 10, 2005 11:30:21 am PST #2832 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
My favorite was the one with the glue...they could save themselves some time by saying "I'm sorry. I don't understand." Good lord, dumb people with $.
Jessica - Jan 10, 2005 11:32:02 am PST #2833 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Bwah!
"Can the copy be 30 percent more cool and 40 percent more witty."
Astarte - Jan 10, 2005 11:32:51 am PST #2834 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Oh, here's a good one:
Money quote from the help desk, though:
"Your issue is beyond the scope of our training/experience, but it sounds like you know what you're doing, I'm sure you'll figure it out"