It looks like the sort of Starbucks drink that looks good on paper, but will in fact taste terrible.
The had samples. It was like drinking brownie batter. Far too sweet for me, I fear.
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It looks like the sort of Starbucks drink that looks good on paper, but will in fact taste terrible.
The had samples. It was like drinking brownie batter. Far too sweet for me, I fear.
Clueless people are skeery...
(To be fair, the kind of selling we do really does require person-to-person contact, because the pricing will vary depending on the kind of usage the client wants. But still. Amusing.)
exhales
I can finally breathe again.
I have to run one last mega-important errand right now but I think I am going to do one last post when I get back detailing exactly what everyone helped me get through. If only so I can finally say all of it out loud.
There is just not enough thanks in the world...
Yeah, I can see that, Jess, but still...
Skeery.
Brownie batter is tasty. I think I coudl drink 6 oz of it now and then.
My favorite was the one with the glue...they could save themselves some time by saying "I'm sorry. I don't understand." Good lord, dumb people with $.
Bwah!
"Can the copy be 30 percent more cool and 40 percent more witty."
Oh, here's a good one:
Money quote from the help desk, though:
"Your issue is beyond the scope of our training/experience, but it sounds like you know what you're doing, I'm sure you'll figure it out"
they could save themselves some time by saying "I'm sorry. I don't understand."
I'm thinking the problem may be them not knowing when they don't understand.
A good part of my job consists of me saying "I'm sorry. I don't understand." to programmers and getting them to 'splain so I can interpret for our users. I'm going to go do some of that right now.