Bwah!
"Can the copy be 30 percent more cool and 40 percent more witty."
A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Jan 10, 2005 11:32:02 am PST #2833 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Astarte - Jan 10, 2005 11:32:51 am PST #2834 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Oh, here's a good one:
Money quote from the help desk, though:
"Your issue is beyond the scope of our training/experience, but it sounds like you know what you're doing, I'm sure you'll figure it out"
lisah - Jan 10, 2005 11:39:25 am PST #2835 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
they could save themselves some time by saying "I'm sorry. I don't understand."
I'm thinking the problem may be them not knowing when they don't understand.
A good part of my job consists of me saying "I'm sorry. I don't understand." to programmers and getting them to 'splain so I can interpret for our users. I'm going to go do some of that right now.
Ginger - Jan 10, 2005 11:45:17 am PST #2836 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I looked through the clueless clients and they don't seem to have the issue I've had with several clients: they want Web pages that print out better. Not a printable page; just ones that look better when they do what they apparently normally do with web pages--print them out and then read them. The actual instructions they gave me were, "Put this part on a different page." After several e-mails, in became obvious they just wanted that part to print on a different page.
erikaj - Jan 10, 2005 11:48:51 am PST #2837 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Ah, like Lloyd Dobler "I don't know, but at least I know that I don't know. You know?"
beathen - Jan 10, 2005 11:48:53 am PST #2838 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
One of the quotes I found epitomizes the "want everything for nothing mentality":
Client: I want excellent work
Me: uha
Client: I want very fasst work
Me: Uha
Clent: and i want very very cheap work
Me: as i roll my eyes, look back at the client and exclaim sarcastically .. YEAH, SURE.. you want fries with that?
Daisy Jane - Jan 10, 2005 11:50:23 am PST #2839 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I like the woman whose husband had to explain vertical and horizontal.
Ginger - Jan 10, 2005 11:50:47 am PST #2840 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I've worked with several printers who had this posted over the front desk: "Good. Cheap. Fast. Pick two."
Lee - Jan 10, 2005 11:52:56 am PST #2841 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
MM, and anyone else in LA who might have missed it -- well, everyone missed it, since it was Weather Watch for two hours.
Jumping forward to say:
Wait, is this about Deb's piece, which I thought was nice and saved on Tivo? Damn.
Glamcookie - Jan 10, 2005 11:53:56 am PST #2842 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Yay for good Cass news!!! {{{Cass}}}
deb, I didn't see the show but the photo on the Web site is so great! I'm jealous - I love those makeover shows. Glad you all had fun.
Can this effing rain stop already????? Gurglegurglegurgle