Jess: Chantico!
I just saw an ad for that in this month's Lucky. It looks like the sort of Starbucks drink that looks good on paper, but will in fact taste terrible.
That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.
The Mayor ,'End of Days'
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Jessica - Jan 10, 2005 11:08:06 am PST #2818 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Daisy Jane - Jan 10, 2005 11:09:28 am PST #2819 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm frightened of a drink that rich. Keep in mind that any beverage with Bailey's makes me want to hurl, so I may not be the one to judge.
Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2005 11:09:58 am PST #2820 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
People described it as "like drinking a melted truffle." Ooog. And look at the fat content!
Atropa - Jan 10, 2005 11:10:09 am PST #2821 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I just saw an ad for that in this month's Lucky. It looks like the sort of Starbucks drink that looks good on paper, but will in fact taste terrible.
Nope. I had one last night, and OMG!!1! it was good. Really, really good. And so rich that I actually couldn't finish it.
Atropa - Jan 10, 2005 11:11:30 am PST #2822 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Holy crap!
"A six-ounce cup of Chantico contains 390 calories, 20g of fat and 50g of carbs."
So, no having one as an everyday treat. Curses! It was sooooo tasty.
Jessica - Jan 10, 2005 11:12:25 am PST #2823 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Yes, but you like coffee that tastes like sugar. I want my coffee to taste like coffee. My chocolate likewise.
CHANTICO: Domestic Goddess of the Home and Domestic Hearth Fires. Also has a neat sideline in volcanoes.
She's in charge of precious things, and is very protective of her treasures. Look but don't touch, okay? Put your worldly goods in her care for the ultimate in home security. A very comforting Goddess to have about the place.
But there's more to CHANTICO than that. With her red serpent accessories and crown of poisoned cactus spikes, she symbolises the combination of pleasure and pain. What does that tell you about Aztec domestic life?
One other thing. Don't mention the paprika. There was a ban on eating the stuff during a fast, but she just couldn't help herself. As punishment she was turned into a dog by TONACATECUHTLI the Food God. Perhaps that's why dogs like crouching beside the fire.
Astarte - Jan 10, 2005 11:13:28 am PST #2824 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
I thought Bitches would appreciate this site. Be warned, it's like an expedition into stupid!people land...
Jessica - Jan 10, 2005 11:18:11 am PST #2825 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ro, the really sad this is that this:
oh speaking of credit card numbers you know that i don't really want an online store, but i want people to be able to buy things right?
kind of perfectly describes my department's website...
P.M. Marc - Jan 10, 2005 11:19:45 am PST #2826 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
It looks like the sort of Starbucks drink that looks good on paper, but will in fact taste terrible.
The had samples. It was like drinking brownie batter. Far too sweet for me, I fear.
Astarte - Jan 10, 2005 11:20:22 am PST #2827 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Clueless people are skeery...